We know Lee Ryan is a serious individual. After all, the last time we ran a story informing everyone he’d “rip your fucking face off”, if you messed him around, it kind of all kicked off. Even our own Mof Gimmers felt the venom of Lee Ryan as he got told he had a nose like Shrek. The poor man was shaking for weeks afterwards.
The lesson learnt there? That it is possible for a second rate Danny Dyer to actually exist. We decided that a casual game of chess and mug of hot chocolate wouldn’t cement the rift caused between us and we thought it’d be best to leave the singer alone. Lee may be a lovely chap at heart, but over the weekend his bell-end side has resurfaced as allegations of punching his girlfriend Samantha Miller have come to light. If this is deemed to be true, then we can definitely call him a douche.
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Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.
Typical alien harassment includes your bed being surrounded by little green men in the middle of the night, or your car being surrounded by Mexicans offering to install your new garden hose for a reasonable fee as you’re pulling out of the Home Depot.
For some though, alien harassment includes slight destruction of property. For the record – when we said ‘for some’ at the beginning of that last sentence, we meant ‘for one.’ And that’s because some guy thinks that an alien marksman in orbit has singled out his house, and hit it with six verified meteorites in the past three years.
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Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Typical alien harassment includes your bed being surrounded by little green men in the middle of the night, or your car being [...]
Ever since Lindsay Lohan decided to trade alleged drug abuse for alleged lesbianism, you have to admit that she’s been a bit of a snore.
It’s not so much Lindsay Lohan getting into trouble that we miss, rather the dazzling array of misinformation thumped out by a billion sources directly after Lindsay Lohan got into any trouble. What? You missed that too? Well this must be your lucky day.
You see, it’s been reported that Lindsay Lohan was hit by a motorbike in New York this weekend – reports backed up by the fact that the hospital she went to admitted someone called Lindsay Lohan on the night the accident took place. But Lindsay Lohan’s family and publicist are denying that anything happened at all.
Welcome back Lindsay. We’ve missed you.
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