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Aaron Carter Comes Out As Bi; No One Cares But Me

August 8th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

After years of taking his party to the next level and getting arrested a million fucking times, Aaron Carter recently made a bold and brave announcement in regards to his sexuality that I’m sure only I really gave a shit about since not even Aaron’s own family listens to his shit anymore.

After a messy public break-up with his girlfriend, Aaron decided to take to Twitter this past Saturday night to open up about his sexuality. And if you’re wondering why it took me three days to care enough about this shit to blog, I’m getting to that…

The Internet is Freaking Out Over Hilary Duff

June 7th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

It’s as if I’ve woken up in a bizarre dream and have been transported back to 2003, because for the past few days the internet has been blowing up about Hilary Duff.

Hilary isn’t a part of any kind of scandal, because that’s never been her game, nor is she shacking up with some hot actor/musician. Instead, people are freaking out about Hilary Duff because they’ve all finally realized just how hot she is.

Hilary Duff Nude Photos Leaked – Looks Pretty Real (PICS)

Actress, singer and former teen idol, Hilary Erhard Duff was born in Houston, Texas. She’s a true Southern girl with a real Southern charm that is adorable, especially men. Just look at her. Wow.

Her nudes were leaked alongside all the other female celebs in Sept 2014 during The Fappening. Duff’s publicist announced shortly after the leak that the nudes were ‘completely fake’ and they shouldn’t be claimed as pictures of Hilary Duff or else they’ll start sueing.

20 of the Biggest Celebrity MILFs

March 25th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Remember back when Kim Kardashian “broke the internet” with her lubed up ass magazine cover? And remember how that uppity bitch Naya Rivera was all like “OMG, you’re a mother now” as if having a kid means you can’t be sexy and naked whenever you want (Naya is pregnant now, so I look forward to calling hypocrite when she poses for MAXIM after having her baby).

Women have babies all the damn time and amazingly stay insanely hot and beautiful. In fact, some of them get straight up hotter AFTER they have kids. Here are twenty celeb moms who should change their names to Febreeze because they are fresh to death.

Top 10 Sexiest Non-Curvy Celebrities of All Time

March 11th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Aaron Carter Thinks It’s 2001 And He Still Has A Shot With Hilary Duff

March 10th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

?Way back before Harry Styles broke Taylor Swift’s heart, there was another tween heartthrob causing girls to cry into their Ben & Jerrys and write badly composed sad songs with three chord progression.?

It was 2001, and that tween was Aaron Carter, the younger, much less talented brother of Backstreet Boys member Nick Carter.? The heart he broke belonged to Disney sweetheart, Hilary Duff, who he cheated on with future Queen of Trainwrecks, Lindsay Lohan.

It was like the underage version of the Jen/Brad/Angelina triangle.? With much more body glitter and brightly colored?stretchy chokers.

10 Horrible Celebrity Marriages That Shouldn’t Have Happened

January 12th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

In the last two weeks, Kaley Cuoco married a guy that she dated for about an hour and Hilary Duff split up with her weird looking husband after three years of marriage. What do these things have in common? Well, technically, nothing other than the fact that both Kaley and Hilary are blond starlets that married athletes, but I have no desire in writing about female stars who get wetties for athletes.

Nope, what they have in common that I’m interested in is the fact that both Hilary and Kaley’s marriages were ones that probably should’ve waited. Hilary was only 23 when she got married, which is super young by today’s standards, and I’ve had heartburn longer than Kaley knew her husband. People in Hollywood have a lot of money, which means they often blow it on stupid shit like getting married without thinking about it. Sometimes they get married too young and sometimes they get married too quickly after being with someone. And we all know how that ends up going for them.

Hilary Duff’s Marriage Is As Over As Her Career

January 12th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Hilary Duff recently popped out a baby with her hockey husband of 3 years, Mike Comrie. ?So as with most celebrity couples, that means it is time to separate ?and start rebounding with tons of nobodies.

I am hoping this means Lizzie McGuire resurrects her sickeningly sweet pop career with some awesomingly cheesy break up music.

Let the rain fall down on my cheating chubby ex with the sixhead….

Hilary Up The Duff While Jessica Alba Gives Birth To Cheap Stereo

August 15th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Women! Famous ones! Women about to ruin their lives by introducing more children to this cripplingly awful planet! HURRAY! We have started knitting tiny woollen shoes and cutting a high leg to make attractive tanga brief nappies for the discerning celeb sprog.

And in great news for punners and headline writers, Hilary Duff is pregnant on the year anniversary of her marriage to some pointless athlete or other.

Elsewhere, Jessica Alba has a baby, which means that we can rehash our jokes about cheap Alba stereo units that people used to buy, which most of you will have never heard of because you’re all ironic, middle-class shitheads who had everything they ever wanted, not that it stopped you from writing maudlin poetry, crying on your driving holiday to France.

Exclusive Hilary Duff Surviving Summer Clip

June 18th, 2010 By David Scarborough

Hilary Duff. Hilary Duff, Hilary Duff, Hilary Duff. Sometime Lizzy McGuire Hilary Duff is now an all grown-up actress type lady, but is often taken as a bargain bucket Miley Cyrus.

Except the Duffster spends most of her time making money, instead of grinding up against old men and generally shocking her pre-pubescent fanbase to menstruation.

We prefer Ms. McGuire here at hecklerspray. That’s why we’ve got a lovely clip of her new film Surviving Summer for you lovely people. Watch it after the jump…