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Big Brother Celebrity Hijack Betting Odds: Will Amy Win Tonight?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Tonight’s the last night of Big Brother Celebrity Hijack, so it’s bound to be a sad moment for the 12 remaining people who actually watch the sodding thing.

But who’ll win the prize of £50,000 and a lifetime of only being recognised as Wotsit Off Big Brother? Emilia, Nathan, John, Anthony, Jeremy and Amy all remain in the house, and one of them has to win, even though it’d probably be fairer on humanity if they let a massive robot into the house and let it trample them all to death instead. But who’ll win?

Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Emilia, John, Anthony and Amy, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Celebrity Hijack Betting Odds: Who’s Out? Who Wins?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is going to rattle to a close on Monday – but before that happens, two housemates will be evicted tonight?

Which two? God knows, frankly. After Wednesday night's face-to-face nominations the only people who definitely won't be evicted tonight are Anthony and John. Everyone else is fair game, and we're buggered if we know who'll be evicted.

So instead, ostrich-style, we're going to ignore tonight's double eviction and keep our eyes on Monday's prize, starting today with the four housemates who don't stand a flipping chance of winning.

Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Calista, Jay, Nathan and Jeremy, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Celebrity Hijack Betting Odds: Double Eviction, Emilia Out?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

So Big Brother has spoken – and not even Big Brother, an ancient shiny skull with a raspy New York accent – and we know who’s up for eviction this week.

As we told you yesterday, the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates facing eviction tomorrow night are Jeremy, Emilia, Victor and Liam. Sadly two of them have to go in a double eviction – it’s sad because they all can’t – but who’s it going to be? Rubbishly, the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack eviction betting odds haven’t gone online yet, so we’re going to give you each nominated housemate’s betting odds to win, and you can work it all out backwards yourselves. Yes?

Good – so here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Jeremy and Emilia, with help from Paddy Power…

Win Tickets To The Big Brother Celebrity Hijack Finale!

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Big Brother Celebrity Hijack – the only Big Brother series that proves SAS interrogation tactics don't even work on pasty-faced teenage girls – is still rattling away on E4.

And we're giving you and a guest the very special chance to be at the Big Brother Celebrity Hijacks finale.

Taking place on Monday January 28, the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack finale will be the best place to experience the emotion, the drama and the slightly rubbishy homemade banners that accompanies all Big Brother finales. And you could be there. Yes, you.

Big Brother Celebrity Hijack Betting Odds: Can Amy Win?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

The Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates are made of tougher stuff than they look, you know – just look what they’ve been through.

As if just living in a new house with 11 total strangers for a month isn’t bad enough, they’ve also been put through a brutal SAS interrogation process by Andy McNab, had their acting skills harshly criticised by that Scottish actor, plus they had to spend a day listening to Peaches Geldof rabbiting on at them without being able to kick their way into the control room and choke her on her stupid microphone. They’re made of stronger stuff than us.

But who’ll win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack? Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Latoya, Emilia, Jeremy and Amy, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Celebrity Hijack Betting Odds: Jade Out, Who’ll Win?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Beauty queen and inexplicably gifted child Jade was the first housemate to be evicted from Big Brother Celebrity Hijack on Friday, but that’s hardly important.

Nor is the fact that Victor‘s already up for Big Brother Celebrity Hijack eviction this Friday. What is important is that Big Brother Celebrity Hijack seems to be turning into 24, and we don’t know why.

Look at the facts. As soon as the first housemate entered the house he was given a Jack Bauer-style earpiece to wear, and then on Saturday the housemates were all given a Jack Bauer-style interrogation. What next? Will the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates have to cut each others’ hands off with fire axes? Will one of them get caught in a bear trap while a mountain lion prowls around them until Matt Dillon‘s brother rescues them and tries to keep them as a wife? We must know!

Anyway, who’ll win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack? Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds to win for Victor, Liam, Calista and Jay, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Celebrity Hijack Betting Odds: Victor Out Tonight?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is booting out its first overbearingly ‘special’ housemate tonight, but who’s it going to be?

The Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates have decided that Jeremy, Jade and Victor are the people they’d least like to put up with for the rest of the month, and come this evening one of them will be bundled into the giant brass mail chute marked ‘permanant anonymity’. But who? Who? We can’t wait 12 hours! We want to know now!

So here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Jeremy, Jade and Victor to get evicted tonight, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Celebrity Hijack Betting Odds: Can John Win?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Tensions are rising in the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack house as Jade, Victor and Jeremy all face eviction oblivious to the fact that hardly anyone on the outside world is watching.

We’ll have the eviction betting odds tomorrow, but let’s not forget what’s going on inside the Big Brother house right now. After the double body-blow of that bloke from The 11 O’Clock Show titting about in their garden and John McCririck spending all of yesterday bellowing nonsense at them, it’s a wonder that they all haven’t keeled over in a big messy puddle yet.

Who’ll win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack? Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Nathan, Anthony and John, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Celebrity Hijack Betting Odds: Jade, Jeremy & Victor Up

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Finally Big Brother Celebrity Hijack has had its first nominations, which means that soon we’ll have one less of these numpties to gawp at.

As it happens, the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates up for nomination this week are beauty queen Jade, racing driver Jeremy and Victor, the funny-accented man who spins around on rollerskates for a living. We’ll be bringing you the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for the nominated housemates later in the week, but not now. Now we’ve got unfinished business to, um, finish.

Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds to win for Jeremy, Latoya and Emilia, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Celebrity Hijack Betting Odds: Jade To Win?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Now that we’ve had a full weekend to absorb the various personalities of the new Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates, what have we learnt about this compelling anthropological study?

Well, in a nutshell, that they’re all turds. Self-centred arrogant turds the bloody lot of them. At least Big Brother Celebrity Hijack has managed to teach us something already – that if you’re young and prodigiously talented, there’s a pretty high likelihood that you’re going to be an utter bell-end of the very worst kind as well. And we’ve got a month of putting up with them yapping on about themselves like horrible miniature Donald Trumps as well. Joy. No really, we’re thrilled.

So who’s going to win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack anyway? Here’s the first part of our Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – for Jay, Liam and Jade – with help from Paddy Power…