Posts tagged as:

High School Musical

High School Musical 3 Still Weekend Box Office Number Blah

by Stuart Heritage

As well as it being Halloween, this weekend saw the release of all manner of hot Oscar contenders and hugely-hyped comedies.

So what’s number one at the US weekend box office today? A highbrow critical darling? A well-received edgy comedy? Any of the new horror movies? No. It’s sodding High School Musical 3, isn’t it. Again.

That means that the stars of High School Musical 3 are officially bigger than Seth Rogen and Angelina Jolie combined. Perhaps to reassert their popularity, in their next movies Seth Rogen will sing a number of songs about believing in yourself and Angelina Jolie will take a naked picture of herself and post it on the internet. But not the other way round, though – that would be horrible. Angelina Jolie really can’t sing.

1 comment Read more >>>

Zac Efron Really Grateful That He’s Zac Efron

by Paul Sorrenti

Zac Efron Really Grateful That He’s Zac EfronZac Efron has given us an insight into what it’s like to be him.

Zac, who will be making a welcome return to our cinema screens in the autumn with the third installment of Disney’s High School Musical, said of his existence:

I’m loving it. I’m having a blast. I’m in a good place and really excited to be where I am

That’s nice for Zac. Now also reports that Zac is having to get used to being followed around by a ‘gaggle’ of adoring girls. He said:

The parents are the ones who want the pictures. The girls are too shy, I can pretty much go anywhere – I just have to wear sunglasses.

3 comments Read more >>>

Nick Lachey’s New Reality Show: Now With More Spontaneous Dancing!

by hecklerspray staff

You know it’s over, don’t you? The diseased entity of reality TV has come to an end, because there is nothing new that can be done.

All reality show topics have been covered, asphyxiated, beaten to a bloody, lifeless pulp and thrown into the East River. Oh, wait. That’s just the blissful recurring dream we keep having. Yeah, no, the reality TV thing is pumping out more hopeless poppycock than ever. Today’s proof of that is the new reality series Nick Lachey has in the works for MTV. It’s pretty much High School Musical with artsy musical type kids spontaneously bursting into song and dance in real life.

So, yeah, essentially your worst nightmare comes roaring to life.

4 comments Read more >>>

Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape Not Actually Very Real

by Stuart Heritage

Hey perverts! Want to see Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical dressed up as Santa, spouting filthy nonsense and humping a man?

Well you can’t because – contrary to rumours – the Vanessa Hudgens sex tape does not exist.

That’s right, there is no Vanessa Hudgens sex tape, so you’ll never get to see what Vanessa Hudgens looks like when she’s having sex. Unless, you know, you carefully print and cut out all those naked Vanessa Hudgens pictures from the internet, stick naked pictures of yourself next to them and make a sort of ramshackle flick-book with them. That kind of works.

Ahem. We heard.

14 comments Read more >>>

Zac Efron’s Appendix Too Cute For His Own Body

by Stuart Heritage

If you’re a Zac Efron fan, you might want to sit down – it turns out that Zac’s body isn’t as dreamy-perfect as you probably thought.

Yesterday High School Musical star Zac Efron was rushed to hospital for an emergency appendectomy. Fortunately Efron’s appendix was removed before it burst and could do serious damage to the teen sensation’s innards.

But it was a close call. At one point during surgery, up to three of Zac Efron’s hairs went slightly out of place – marking the most distressing point of his entire moon-eyed life so far.

37 comments Read more >>>

High School Musical 3 To Fill Cinemas With Annoying Children

by Stuart Heritage

One of the best things about the High School Musical movies was that they were TV movies and easy to avoid.

But not any more. Disney has just confirmed that High School Musical 3 – the final movie in the High School Musical trilogy – will be a full feature release that people will have to save up their pocket money and pay to see in cinemas.

Needless to say, the news has excited young High School Musical fans and creepy middle-aged perverts who’ve just worked out that they’ll be able to see the outline of Vanessa Hudgens’ boobs on a gigantic screen alike.

3 comments Read more >>>

Next Entries →