Articles tagged with: High School Musical
The High School Musical kids have graduated. And what does that mean? For Zac Efron it means becoming a star in his own right. For the majority of the other High School Musical cast it means getting a supermarket job and spending day after day waiting for a vague recognition from customers that never comes. And for Vanessa Hudgens it means getting naked and slapping her tits and clodge about with wild abandon in every single film she ever makes. Really. Vanessa Hudgens said so, "if the movie calls for it." Which it will, because it'll almost certainly be porn.
If you are anything like hecklerspray then your high school experience can be summed up with just a few words: plague-like bloody diarrhoea, ultra massive steroid use, and posing nude so the seniors can properly take their anatomy final. There was never any spontaneous singing though - and a good thing too, because that would have been super gay - like East High gay. Speaking of which - you know how there's been a pleasant calm in the world since everyone everywhere knows the cast graduated, and so can't make any more sequels? Well no more - Disney has just committed to HSM4.
Vanessa Hudgens is so multi-talented - she can sing, she can dance, she can pose naked on the internet. And, um, that's about it. But, sadly, the Twilight sequel doesn't require any of these talents, so Vanessa Hudgens won't star in it any more. Vanessa Hudgens has denied rumours that she auditioned for the role of Sexy Naked Lady Werewolf 4 in Twilight 2. Twilight fans will be thrilled - they never wanted an embarrassingly cheesy tween star like Vanessa in their movie to begin with. No, Twilight is all about embarrassingly faux-rebellious tween stars. And silly-haired pipecleaners. And that's how it'll stay, damnit!
As well as it being Halloween, this weekend saw the release of all manner of hot Oscar contenders and hugely-hyped comedies. So what's number one at the US weekend box office today? A highbrow critical darling? A well-received edgy comedy? Any of the new horror movies? No. It's sodding High School Musical 3, isn't it. Again. That means that the stars of High School Musical 3 are officially bigger than Seth Rogen and Angelina Jolie combined. Perhaps to reassert their popularity, in their next movies Seth Rogen will sing a number of songs about believing in yourself and Angelina Jolie will take a naked picture of herself and post it on the internet. But not the other way round, though - that would be horrible. Angelina Jolie really can't sing.
Zac Efron has given us an insight into what it’s like to be him.
Zac will be making a welcome return to our cinema screens in the autumn with the third installment of Disney’s High School Musical.
But not before telling us just how great being Zac Efron is. He said:
"I'm loving it. I'm having a blast. I'm in a good place and really excited to be where I am."
You know it’s over, don’t you? The diseased entity of reality TV has come to an end, because there is nothing new that can be done.
All reality show topics have been covered, asphyxiated, beaten to a bloody, lifeless pulp and thrown into the East River. Oh, wait. That’s just the blissful recurring dream we keep having. Yeah, no, the reality TV thing is pumping out more hopeless poppycock than ever. Today’s proof of that is the new reality series Nick Lachey has in the works for MTV. It’s pretty much High School Musical with artsy musical type kids spontaneously bursting into song and dance in real life.
So, yeah, essentially your worst nightmare comes roaring to life.
Hey perverts! Want to see Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical dressed up as Santa, spouting filthy nonsense and humping a man?
Well you can't because - contrary to rumours - the Vanessa Hudgens sex tape does not exist.
That's right, there is no Vanessa Hudgens sex tape, so you'll never get to see what Vanessa Hudgens looks like when she's having sex. Unless, you know, you carefully print and cut out all those naked Vanessa Hudgens pictures from the internet, stick naked pictures of yourself next to them and make a sort of ramshackle flick-book with them. That kind of works.
Ahem. We heard.
If you're a Zac Efron fan, you might want to sit down - it turns out that Zac's body isn't as dreamy-perfect as you probably thought.
Yesterday High School Musical star Zac Efron was rushed to hospital for an emergency appendectomy. Fortunately, Efron's appendix was removed before it burst and could do serious damage to the teen sensation's innards.
But it was a close call. At one point during surgery, up to three of Zac Efron's hairs went slightly out of place - marking the most distressing point of his entire moon-eyed life so far.
