Articles tagged with: High Maintenance
Hugh Hefner ‘High Maintenance’ Says Fake-Blonde Nudey Bimbo
When Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison split up, it darn-near destroyed our belief in relationships between people with a 54-year age gap. It hasn't, of course - which is why we've still got the horn for Fidel Castro - but it did come close. For the life of us, we couldn't work out why the pretty young topless model Playmate Holly Madison split up with a wrinkled old almost-dead pensioner like Hugh Hefner. And now we know. Speaking about the split, Holly Madison has said that she ended things with Hugh Hefner because he was so 'high maintenance'. And, coming from a woman who looks like she needs six hours each morning to paint herself exactly the right shade of orange transvestite, that must be really saying something.
When Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison split up, it darn-near destroyed our belief in relationships between people with a 54-year age gap. It hasn't, of course - which is why we've still got the horn for Fidel Castro - but it did come close. For the life of us, we couldn't work out why the pretty young topless model Playmate Holly Madison split up with a wrinkled old almost-dead pensioner like Hugh Hefner. And now we know. Speaking about the split, Holly Madison has said that she ended things with Hugh Hefner because he was so 'high maintenance'. And, coming from a woman who looks like she needs six hours each morning to paint herself exactly the right shade of orange transvestite, that must be really saying something.
