Articles tagged with: He’s Just Not That Into You
He’s Just Not That Into You Gives Weekend Box Office Its Number
Logic dictates that being shut in a room with Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck and Drew Barrymore is worse than hell. But He's Just Not That Into You is even worse, because whoever watches that is effectively being shut in a room with Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck and Drew Barrymore AND Justin Long AND the crap one from Entourage AND a story so nauseatingly that you'll want to go and kick some puppies to balance things out. Weirdly, though, He's Just Not That Into You is the number one movie at the US weekend box office this week. People confuse us.
Logic dictates that being shut in a room with Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck and Drew Barrymore is worse than hell. But He's Just Not That Into You is even worse, because whoever watches that is effectively being shut in a room with Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck and Drew Barrymore AND Justin Long AND the crap one from Entourage AND a story so nauseatingly that you'll want to go and kick some puppies to balance things out. Weirdly, though, He's Just Not That Into You is the number one movie at the US weekend box office this week. People confuse us.
Jennifer Aniston Does Something Sort Of Nice To A Dog
Jennifer Aniston has recently starred in a dog movie, done a photoshoot with a dog and taken all her clothes off. That last one's less relevant, to be fair. But it almost definitely happened. The point is, Jennifer Aniston does a lot of stuff with dogs. Including, apparently, rescuing dogs from certain death after they dart out into Sunset Boulevard without warning. So yay for Jennifer Aniston. And yay for Angelina Jolie, for when she realises that Jennifer Aniston has got more headlines than her and single-handedly repopulates the world's Iberian Lynx community directly out of her womb as retaliation.
Jennifer Aniston has recently starred in a dog movie, done a photoshoot with a dog and taken all her clothes off. That last one's less relevant, to be fair. But it almost definitely happened. The point is, Jennifer Aniston does a lot of stuff with dogs. Including, apparently, rescuing dogs from certain death after they dart out into Sunset Boulevard without warning. So yay for Jennifer Aniston. And yay for Angelina Jolie, for when she realises that Jennifer Aniston has got more headlines than her and single-handedly repopulates the world's Iberian Lynx community directly out of her womb as retaliation.
