Hermione Granger Turns 18, Gets Her Knickers Out
Harry Potter stars aren't exactly brilliant at concealing their modesty, are they? First
Daniel Radcliffe decided to get naked for a play about a mental kid who stabs horses in the eyes, and now
Emma Watson's at it as well. To be fair, Emma Watson hasn't waggled her penis around in front of a paying audience at the behest of a frightening imaginary horse-God, but she did show everyone her knickers getting out of a car at her 18th birthday party. Which is sort of the same thing.
Which is all well and good - getting your pants out for the paparazzi is as much a part of being a celebrity these days as complaining about the paparazzi taking pictures of your pants - but we have our concerns. If Emma Watson's pantyflash gives
Ron Weasley any ideas about public nudity, then we're quite prepared to corkscrew our own eyes out now to protect our fragile minds.
Johnny Borrell & Hermione Granger A Couple? YEEURCH!
Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films, might be romantically involved with Johnny Borrell from Razorlight.
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Emma Watson might be doing it with Johnny Borrell.
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