Articles tagged with: Helena Bonham Carter
You always know what you're getting with a new Tim Burton film - Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, resignation that the movie won't be as good as Edward Scissorhands. But one thing you you don't get is big-faced actresses in the middle of slightly humiliating personal meltdowns. Well, you do now, because Anne Hathaway has just signed up to star in Tim Burton's new adaptation of Alice In Wonderland. In Alice In Wonderland, Anne Hathaway will play the White Queen - a pretty young woman who looks a bit stupid because her boyfriend pretended to be chums with the Pope to con strangers out of millions of dollars and then ended up in jail because of it. We have no idea why Tim Burton wanted Anne Hathaway for the role.
Folded means we like, Creased means we don’t.Folded:
Helena Bonham Carter (looks like a china doll, acts like a mad woman. Perfect)
Thunderbirds watches (high quality, but comparatively cheap timepieces that are set to be the next big thing. Nothing to do with puppets)
Cheapy animated DVDs (more re-watchable than that ...
Johnny Depp, let this be a warning - star in too many Tim Burton movies and there's every chance that Tim will knock you up and make you force out one of his Burton-babies sooner or later.
Just ask Helena Bonham Carter, who - after appearing in every Tim Burton movie made this millennium - has just had Tim Burton's baby girl. Details on Helena Bonham Carter's baby girl are scant at the moment, so it's not known if Tim Burton managed to film the birth or. Let's hope he didn't, since Johnny Depp would have been contractually expected to follow the baby by crawling out of Helena Bonham Carter's gore-soaked ladybits, only to jig around the maternity ward covered in blood and amniotic fluid singing a pretty little song about how nice it is to get your hair cut.
hecklerspray doesn’t have a Christmas tree – we have a hobo wrapped in tinsel standing in the corner of our 2nd floor lobby. We let him sit down 15 minutes every two hours, pay him in heat and he knows not to touch our vending machine buttons if he’s not at least wearing a mitten.
Seriously, that’s how diseases spread.We’re not the only ones who celebrate an unconventional holiday. Lance Bass likes to cover his trees in some sort of spray-on ham. We made that up. Gary Coleman plays Deck the Halls on a wide variety of musical saws and cat skulls. We made that up. Tim Burton drapes his tree with dead babies.
We didn’t make that up.
