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Melissa George Nude – She Has a Nice Pair Indeed! (37 PICS)

Aussie actress Melissa George has been kicking around Hollywood for over a decade. Her trademark blonde hair and blue eyes are surely a standout in California where blondes are like, so rare.

Recurring roles on popular shows like Alias and Grey’s Anatomy have kept her off the street, though a long string of questionable movies has kept her off the A-list. Her IMDB profile saw a popularity spike after she played the same role in both the Australian and American versions of The Slap. In 2016 she got her own show, Heartbeat, which sadly flatlined after one season.

Jenny Agutter Nude – Yes, She Was a Hot Young Thing (75 PICS)

Jenny Agutter started life as an English army brat and got her first movie role at the tender age of 12. After 50 years in the business, she’s no longer tender, but she’s been acting steadily ever since with over 110 film and television credits.

Her biggest film role was arguably 1976’s Logan’s Run. She’s also done more than her fair share of stuffy Shakespeare. Where might you have seen her? As World Security Council in 2012’s The Avengers or as Councilwoman Hawley in 2014’s Captain America: The Winter Soldier. (Don’t hold your breath on “Councilwoman Hawley” getting her own Marvel franchise.)

Helen Mirren Nude – You Wouldn’t Want to Miss This! (189 PICS)

Don’t tell Donald Trump that Helen Mirren’s actual name is Ilyena Mironoff given his paranoia about Russian interference. Mirren likely wouldn’t care; her father was a Russian arms dealer during World War I who became trapped in London. Helen owes her accent and stiff upper lip to her Brit mom.

At St. Bernard’s High School for Girls, Helen appeared in Hamlet at age 13. By the time she hit 20, she landed a gig as Cleopatra—-minus the snake. Frank and forthright, she talks openly about taking cocaine in her 20s, but dumped her propensity for the high life long before winning an Oscar for “The Queen” in 2006.

10 Celebrity Feminists that SHOCKINGLY Have Breasts!!!

March 7th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, the super educated, talented, intelligent, beautiful actress, Emma Watson, recently posed for Vanity Fair magazine to pimp out her new beastiality meets Stockholm syndrome flick, Beauty and the Beast.

Inside the magazine, Emma poses for some pics showing some side and underboob and for some reason people are losing their damn minds and coming at her for posing topless while claiming to be feminist. Jesus take the wheel here with me today…

Helen Mirren is Down with Kim K’s Nudity

June 7th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

While British chicks have always had a bit of a reputation for being uppity, snooty, and extra fancy (I have no idea why, I’ve legit seen a chick from Essex open a beer bottle with her teeth), top bitch, Helen Mirren, has basically always proven to be cool as fuck.

Aside from the fact she’s incredibly talented, liberal, and a forever babe, she’s also all about women doing whatever the fuck they want with their bodies, and now, even though she’s not a Kardashian fan, she’s clapping back at all the Kim Kardashian haters.

BAFTA? More Like Boring Ass Fashion Time, Amirite?

February 17th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I love awards season, because aside from the fact I obviously love movies and tv and music and celebrities, I like to see fancy bitches be fancy in clothes I could never possibly afford. I expected a lot from the BAFTAs this weekend because British hoes are supposed to be super fashionable, but I was sadly left with a major case of the “Mehs”.

The fact that it isn’t 1999 and Angelina Jolie was the biggest risk taker on the red carpet says A? LOT, because that bitch hasn’t pulled a genuine fashion risk in years, and her fashion choice this year wasn’t even that risky, but I guess that’s kind of my point.

Helen Mirren is a Royal Badass

May 7th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Helen Mirren is a great actress with a good sense of humor, a fantastic rack, and, evidently, a bit of a temper. Last weekend,?when?her highly acclaimed theatrical?performance as?Queen Elizabeth II in “The Audience”?was interrupted by loud drumming outside the theater, a pissed-off Helen dashed right out … wig, pearls, and all …?and told the drummers to fuck off.

At least one audience member had?attempted to shut them up to no avail, but it was the vision of petite Queen Helen yelling obscenities at them that did the trick. Just imagine it …

Russell Brand Still Can’t Act (Trailer For Arthur Remake Pretty Much Underlines The Point)

August 5th, 2012 By Kris Silver

A new trailer for Russell Brand?s probably eagerly awaited latest film, a remake of Steve Gordon?s 1981 film Arthur, has been released, so we here at hecklerspray thought we?d take some time to take a peek and try to figure out what we can expect from the latest in a long line of Hollywood remakes of films and TV shows from the 80s.

Brand is playing cheeky cockney chappy Arthur Bach, who spends all his time drinking, having a right ol? knees up and wearing silly clothes that make him look like an 18^th century dandy that's been dressed by a cravat wearing Covent Garden boutique owner.

Hmmm.

Bruce Willis Survives Brutal Escalator Attack

October 7th, 2010 By Kris Silver

Hollywood hard-man Bruce Willis has managed to cheat death whilst attending a screening of his latest testosterone fuelled blockbuster. What was the source of the action star?s brush with death I hear you ask, an escalator.

No, you didn't read that wrong, Bruce Willis was nearly maimed by a moving staircase whilst on the way to watch his new film, Red, which sees Willis staring alongside John Malkovic and Dame Helen Mirren as?a retired CIA black-ops agent that’s being hunted down. Only in America.

Relax Everyone! There’s No Oscar Curse!

March 19th, 2010 By Josh Burt

Right, everyone needs to calm down. Get a nice sweet tea, run yourself a hot bath, sprinkle rose petals around the house. Allow your clothes to slide gently from your body, and dab sprinkles of baby oil onto your thighs. That's it.?Mmm, feel?the soft breeze leaping and dancing around your underpants.

Now?put on that Best of Alexander O?Neal compilation that was specifically designed to soothe you. And relax. Relaxed??Then?listen carefully – there isn't an Oscar curse. That's right. Shhhhh?

Yes, it's true that Sandra Bullock?s wholesome life partner MIGHT have spent a few long evenings smearing his podgy sausage hands all over a woman with tatts on her bosoms, but this could have been going on for AGES. Even during Sandra?s period in the desert when she was just another non-Oscar winner. A nobody.

As for the others ? Halle Berry, Reese Witherspoon, Julia Roberts, the one who was a boy in that film about being confused ? they were all probably just terrible wives.

Now wake the hell up, because here?s something really uplifting! It's a handful of beautiful thespians who still have husbands/lesbian partners, despite winning an Oscar! See? There's no hex! You're so SWEET with your silly craziness.