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Heidi Montag Changes Appearance, Sadly Keeps Personality & Husband

by Stuart Heritage

Heidi Montag has an addiction. However, you’ll be surprised to discover that it isn’t the addiction you expected.

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Heidi Montag A Huge Fan Of Heidi Montag At Miss Universe

by Stuart Heritage

Miss Universe is known for its quest for perfectionism, which is why the entire universe is allowed to enter.

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Heidi Montag! Naked! For Playboy! With Most Of Her Clothes On!

by Stuart Heritage

What a week this has been for gratuitous celebrity nudity! Vanessa Hudgens got naked! Ashley Greene got naked!

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I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here (USA): The Final!

by Paul Gibson

During the First World War, soldiers would often endure days of warfare in the most atrocious conditions imaginable, and emerge from it all having gained or lost just a few yards for their team. Which is a hideously overblown and offensively inappropriate metaphor for this year’s I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, the [...]

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Heidi Montag Threatens World With Nudey Playboy Shoot

by Stuart Heritage

Want to become famous? OK, here’s how you do it. 1) Be completely awful. 2) Spend a few hours in a dark room until you vomit.

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I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here (USA): Week Two Begins

by Paul Gibson

Yes, we had to check that, too. But it’s true: it is only Week Two and not, as we had thought, Year Eighty-Nine. But a week can be a long time in the jungle. Especially a jungle where pubey-bearded manchild Spencer Pratt spends 19 hours out of every day arguing with mahogany-faced leatherwoman Janice Dickinson. [...]

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Heidi Montag Hospitalised, Spencer Pratt’s Grotty Beard A Suspect

by Stuart Heritage

Heidi Montag is as hard as nails. She is. True, she might look like a scrawny, pointless waste of skin, but she is.

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I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here (USA): The Girls

by Paul Gibson

Day Two of the Costa Rican shenanigans, and we present to you the lady contestants. Oh, and Janice Dickinson, who has been flung into this group in the absence of a ‘Leather Handbag’ team. Second day, and already two people have left the show. Unsurprisingly, and happily, it was the two most irritating and juvenile [...]

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Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Get Married, Are Happy. Ugh.

by Stuart Heritage

Young love is beautiful isn’t it? Unless it’s between Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt – then it’s weird and a bit incest-looking.

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Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Continue To Waste Our Time

by Stuart Heritage

Remember when Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from The Hills got married and everyone wondered if it was the biggest non-event in all of history?

Guess what – it wasn’t! According to all sorts of horribly depressing reports, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt aren’t going to legally formalise their Mexican wedding! It was all a great big waste of everyone’s time!

But, really, Heidi and Spencer should know that fake weddings are so passe – next time they want headlines they should try something more original, like getting caught in a bear trap or developing asbestos poisoning or playing frisbee with some landmines or something.

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