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Heidi Montag Thought Back Scooping Surgery was a Great Idea

by Amy Grindhouse

Heidi Montag got a number of cosmetic procedures, for the purpose of selling magazine covers and also for ratings on her (recently cancelled) TV show. To be honest, it was a big waste of time. The reality star got most of the procedures just for the sake of keeping herself amused. You know, like when [...]

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Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Still Haven’t Split Up Yet

by Stuart Heritage

Bad news, anyone who’s ever wanted to sleep with either Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt – you have a malfunctioning brain.

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Heidi Montag To Add Another Broken String to Her Bow

by Steve Charnock

Jennifer Aniston used to get paid $1,000,000 for every episode of Friends she flipped her hair and whored about in. Adam Sandler has appeared in some of the highest-grossing film comedies ever and won acting plaudits for more serious roles in movies like Punch-Drunk Love and Funny People. Nicole Kidman has a Best Actress Oscar. [...]

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Spencer Pratt Quits The Hills To Battle Cyberterrorism

by Stuart Heritage

Remember that episode of 24 where Jack Bauer grew a manky beard and married a woman who looked like a ropey sex doll?

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Top Ten TV Breakdowns!

by Steve Charnock

The sixties were all about ‘Free love’. The seventies was the age of great movie-making and music. The eighties was epitomised by consumerism and the 1990’s had er, the Tamagotchi. Every decade becomes synonymous with a particular movement, fashion or mood. As such, the 2010’s (or ‘Teens’ as it’s known to total idiots) will henceforth [...]

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Heidi Montag’s Mum Thinks Her Daughter Looks Like A Twonk

by Matthew Laidlow

Even if you were born with eight eyes, six arms or ginger hair, your parents are meant to love and care for you. Being the most socially retarded and awkward person in the world might cause mummy and daddy to shy away from you, but at the end of the day they’ll never be able [...]

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