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KimYe Made Interracial Marriages Okay

January 17th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Just when you thought that Kanye West couldn’t say anything that could tongue his own asshole even more, he went on put on his most glittery chapstick, puckered up, and threw his head between his butt cheeks once again.

This time, Kanye didn’t just make sweet oral love to his own asshole, though. No, he also dragged his wife’s Brazilian butt lifted ass into his holier than thou mess by claiming that thanks to Kim Kardashian, it is now okay for white women to date black men. I assume Heidi Klum is somewhere with her forty interracial kids rolling her eyes at this shit.

Heidi Klum Nude Photos Found – Will Probably Make You Happy (PICS)

German model and former Victoria’s Secret Angel Heidi Klum has been a hottie for a long time. She was one of the most popular models in the 90s, and if you were a teen then, you probably remember leering at her body in your secret stash of under-the-bed Victoria Secret catalogs.

Although she’s done a lot of sexy lingerie and bikini photoshoots Klum hasn’t done a lot of nude photoshoots nor has she appeared naked on film, unlike fellow VS Angels Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio.

10 Celebs Who Fail/Nail Halloween Costumes

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Halloween is legit my favorite day of the entire year. I spend the entire month of October watching Halloween movies and specials prepping myself for the greatest day of the year. You see, I take Halloween pretty seriously, and if I had the money I’d throw the biggest Halloween party and have the best costume ever.

Like me, a lot of celebrities get pretty serious about Halloween as well and to great lengths to pull off some pretty great costumes. Whereas others fucking suck at Halloween and clearly don’t appreciate the greatness of the event. Here are five celebrities that totally nail Halloween costumes and five that totally fail at them.

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The 10 Most Beautiful Families in Hollywood

June 10th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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To the surprise of no one, Hollywood is filled with hot babes. Hell, I make a minor living talking about how beautiful everyone is, and, in most cases, sexiness doesn’t fall too far from the tree. Hollywood doesn’t just have hot families, it has straight up stunning families where everyone looks so perfect you could just barf (well, I couldn’t. I have esophagus problems).

Trying to pick just ten families that epitomize perfection was easier said than done, but these ten will probably make you look at your own family and say “Oh my god, I never realized what hideous hobos you all were!” and look at your children and say?”Get cute, ugly!”

10 Celebrity Couples I Wish Were Still Together

May 4th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I am someone who fucking hates change. It kills me a little bit and I have a lot of trouble letting go. I (sadly) especially have a lot of trouble when my favourite celebrity couples break-up. It makes me a feel like a child of divorce, which I understand is weird and probably not healthy.

Over the years many celeb couples have captured my heart and even though they’ve split and moved on and seem perfectly fine in their new lives and with their new significant others, part of me just can’t let go of the sexy famous love that once was. Spoiler alert: You know Britney and Justin will be on this list.

Heidi Klum is Eager to Break the Spirits of Talentless Americans

March 5th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

America’s Got Talent is ramping up its sex appeal, confirming today that?irrepressibly hot Heidi Klum will join previously announced addition, Mel B, as the fourth judge for the upcoming season. This announcement also serves as further proof that to be an A.G.T. judge, it is not necessary to be either American or talented one’s self.

And truly, what could be more disheartening than having one of the most physically perfect women in the universe, who has?no discernible talents herself beyond her God-given T&A,?sitting in judgement of you and your pathetic skill? It wouldn’t be scarring at all.

Heidi Klum Is a Huge Pervert, Likes Dressing Up for Sex

January 7th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Supermodel Heidi Klum has popped out four kids and is?pushing 40 years old, but she’s still incredibly gorgeous. She’s also, apparently, a bit of a pervert.

A few years ago, Heidi?famously introduced the world to her pervy side when she disclosed to Oprah that she?fell hard for her ex-husband Seal when she first glimpsed the outline of his?gigantic dick in his bicycle shorts. In next month’s issue of?Marie Claire, Heidi continues her over-sharing as she elaborates?on her adventurous approach to sex.

Heidi Klum Lives Inside A Tornado (Nice And Airy Then?)

March 9th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Supermodel Heidi Klum used to have it all. A moderately well-know singing husband named after a greasy bewhiskered mammal, legs that did the right thing down a catwalk and great Halloween costumes.

However, since her split with Seal, she’s done something really stupid.

She’s moved out of a presumably nice house in some sunny climate and, for some reason, decided to live inside a tornado instead. She’s clearly lost her mind.

Dr Heckle & Mr Tweet: Movie Night With Aggros Santos & Les Dennis in Danger!

July 28th, 2012 By Sophie Hall

Welcome back #friends, #romans and #teamfollowback! How the devil are you? Good. Good. Still beliebing? Us too. Yep. Despite it all. No, we didn’t do much for #Malickmonday either, we were too wiped out from #1Dmemories. Yeah, we know. Yeah, we must have used the whole tub of antiseptic wipes too. Boy, what a Friday night to remember that was. Who even needs repression anyway? So funny.

SO, after the roaring success of last week?s pilot feature Dr Heckle (two retweets, and a phone call off mother saying she hasn't had time to read the article yet because she'd just bought Ice Age 3 on DVD, but that she still loves us because she didn't have a?Caesarean) we are back!

Like #Backstreet, and #Sexy, and #Shady, and #BabyGot are also unswervingly pretty back. We never let you guys down, because we’re all understanding and streetwise but still like to have a good time as long as we take care of our responsibilities lol. You know what we’re like when we get protective. Just think of it like this: We are the ?Three Men and you are the Little Lady. Great. Now we’re on the same page.

Tulisa Doesn’t Fancy Fazer from N-Dubz Anymore, Just Like How Hitler Didn’t Fancy Not Invading Poland Anymore

January 23rd, 2012 By Sophie Hall

Tulisa off of ‘N Dubz’ has split up with that other bloke Fazer out of ‘N Dubz’ because they were just having a hard time. What’s that you say? Not the best of starts to the week? Well congratu-bloody-lations on that nugget of wisdom, Sherlock. You THINK?

APPAZ (It’s definitely an ‘appaz’ moment. Please give us one ‘appaz’.) Tulisa moved out of the couple’s North London haunt, at some point sometime in the past week probably, and the only reason we’re a bit hazy on that is only because we’re very vulnerable and are having trouble keeping our calenders straight in our shaky callous fingers right now, before you start.

What’s more, it’s not been looking too good for the Camden childhood sweethearts?as it was, seeing as their holiday in the Maldives the other day didn’t half go all post-traumatic stressy bessy anyway. We just really didn’t fancy mentioning that at the time, because we didn’t want to make your lovely little faces do that thing.. YES, THAT. THAT THING YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW. With the tears. Stop that. Think our problems are really as big as Sinead O Connor’s, do we? Mmm. Well maybe pour another glass of brandy, listen to Mandinka on a slower RPM, and then grow a heart. (Sorry, we’re still sad.)