The list of things that Lady Gaga can do is endless – she can sing and dance and dress up like Madonna.

And make interminable pop videos. You know, that sort of thing. But the list of things that Lady Gaga can’t do is shorter – until yesterday it mostly included advanced particle physics and being able to exercise restraint. But now we can add one more thing to that list – standing up properly.

Yes, Lady Gaga fell over in an airport yesterday. And, yes, we’re reporting what’s basically a mediocre You’ve Been Framed skit as news. Don’t forget to join us tomorrow, when we’ll bring you a breaking story about Lady Gaga accidentally showing her knickers to someone’s grandmother while getting off a rowing boat and/or being smacked in the testicles by a child with a cricket bat.