Heather Locklear doesn’t have the greatest history when it comes to vehicles – for a start there was LAX.
That was a sitcom about an airport. And planes fly from airports. And planes are vehicles. So that counts. More relevantly, though, there was that time in 2008 when Heather Locklear took a load of prescription medication and parked her car in a flood of tears in the middle of a busy highway. And now, just when you thought that things couldn’t get any worse for her, she’s been arrested for a 4am hit and run.
What did Heather Locklear hit with her car? A child? An old lady? A dog? No – it was a No Parking sign. It’s thought that following the arrest Heather Locklear will check into rehab and then publicly apologise to Al Sharpton just in case he turns out to be a leader of the No Parking sign community.
