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Suck Up The New Trailer For Batman 3 Batchumps

by Mof Gimmers

In about a year’s time, there’ll be a new Batman film for us all to get thoroughly excited about. Of course, it’ll largely be the same as the previous two Christopher Nolan directed films, with Batman needing a lozenge and Gotham City indulging in a constant, half-lit gloom. BUT IT WILL BE BRILLIANT YEAH BECAUSE [...]

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Jackie Chan Survives Death To Make More Awful Films

by Kris Silver

Martial arts legend and screen icon Jackie Chan survived his own death yesterday, proving once again that he is definitely much harder than Ross Kemp. But that really isn’t saying much. Jackie Chan became a top trending topic on Twitter worldwide after rumours of his death began to circulate on the micro messaging site. Now, [...]

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt To Please Lonely Women In The Dark Knight Rises

by Mof Gimmers

Ooooh! Squeee! Joseph Gordon-Levitt is totally, like, the thinking woman’s crumpet right? He seems kinda smart and he’s got that face which is totally hot. NOT IN A CONVENTIONAL WAY THOUGH! He’s like, hot in a slightly not conventional way. He’s such a dreamboat! He’s like that Michael Cera chap with added handsomeness. Cute, smart, [...]

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Michelle Williams Talks Like A Cryptic Crossword About Heath Ledger

by Mof Gimmers

When Heath Ledger died, many people became fans of his. Its always the way it works. You can either assume that people don’t know what they had ’til it vanishes, or that human beings are horrendous grief mongers who just love a bit of tragedy in their lives. There’s no question that Ledger was a [...]

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Wait A Minute?! What’s All This About Heath Ledger’s Joker Appearing In The Dark Knight Rises?

by Mof Gimmers

You know how Heath Ledger is dead? Like, properly dead? Dead like Michael Jackson as opposed to Elvis (no-one has ‘spotted’ him flipping burgers or selling smokes to minors)? Well, bafflingly, he might be in the next Batman film. You heard. Heath ‘Is Dead’ Ledger is to star in ‘The Dark Knight Rises’. Of course, [...]

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Brittany Murphy & The Trouble With Prescription Drugs

by hecklerspray staff

Hollywood actress Brittany Murphy died towards the end of last year, which was actually really sad news. She played some decent characters and was, in my esteemed opinion as someone who’s reviewed many a film, a good actress. To clarify; by ‘many’ I mean more than one. And by ‘reviewed’ I mean ask questions all [...]

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Go To The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus Premiere! On Us!

by Stuart Heritage

What do we know about The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus? Oh, plenty. We know that Terry Gilliam directed it, for instance. And we know that it’s Heath Ledger‘s final film. And that it’s released on October 16. And that it also stars that big-faced girl from the Marks And Spencers advert. And – oh! – [...]

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StuFan#1 Pomps News Of Oscar Into Your Eyes From Thetelly

by hecklerspray staff

OMG!!!!!!!!!1 yyyyyyyes!heath ledge has one his ward for best sporting actor in a roll and I couldnt’ be pleased for him because he sooooooooooooooo serves this I am really glad this will totally get hiscareer going now yyyyyyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!as the ozzies say good inyer mate I heard it in the radio once

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SAG Awards Won By Slumdog Millionaire And Zzzzzz

by Stuart Heritage

In essence, SAG is a gang of prissy millionaires all threatening to go on strike because they don’t get paid enough.

But it’s more than that, you know – SAG also holds an incredibly important awards ceremony each year, too. The SAG awards help to dictate the Oscar winners each year, by basically copying the Golden Globes and then standing around hoping that nobody notices. Which, so far, they haven’t.

And, as such, the big winner at last night’s SAG awards was Slumdog Millionaire, which not only won Best Picture, but also Best First Half Of A Movie and Drippiest Ending.

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It’s The Unimportant, Non-Essential Heath Ledger Story!

by Matthew Laidlow

We all know that Heath Ledger sadly died of an overdose last year when filming The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.

The resulting loss meant that an actor with outstanding potential couldn’t use his performance in The Dark Knight as a benchmark to elevate his career.

Ever since then, plenty of people have however decided to jump on the Heath Ledger bandwagon and literally mourned at the poor guy’s feet. Yes we did refer to him as that bummer cowboy, but so what? We had a vague idea of his previous career before his death unlike most people. Still, news continues to leak out about his apparent depressive nature even before The Dark Knight was filmed. Hold on tight for the most pointless thing you’ll read all day.

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