Rachel Bilson & Hayden Christensen Get Engaged! Last Year! If you saw the movie Jumper, you may have thought you were watching a hopeless, badly-realised bag of terrible sci-fi dung. But you weren't. You were actually watching the first flush of attraction between Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen. So you didn't depress yourself by paying to watch two hours of gormless pap for nothing. Well, you did, but it made Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen happy. And now Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are engaged. We say 'now' but they actually got engaged in December. It's not that nobody cares about Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen, it's... wait. It is that nobody cares. Our mistake.

Eminem Was Almost In Jumper, Apparently

You've probably seen trailers for Jumper - the new dimension-leaping movie starring Darth Vader and Billy Elliot - and you've probably decided not to go and see it because it looks hopeless.

But ask yourself this: would you have gone to see Jumper if the Hayden Christensen role was played by Eminem?

No. No you probably wouldn't. But that didn't stop Eminem from having discussions with director Doug Liman about starring as the lead in Jumper in the preproduction stages. Although it's impossible to tell what Jumper would have been like if it had Eminem in it, we're guessing that it probably would have been reset in Detroit and been about a plucky wannabe rapper instead of Darth Vader driving buses through a desert.