Articles tagged with: hawaii
James Gandolfini Marries Some Woman Someplace Nice
Although it's Labor Day and most of the media is preoccupied with hurricanes and politics, we've still got all the big celebrity news for you. And when we say big, we mean big. Like, for instance, James Gandolfini got married on Saturday. That's right - a man from a TV show that ended over a year ago just got married to a woman we've never even heard of. In Hawaii. And, um, that's about it. Just kidding - loads happened. For instance, James Gandolfini's eight-year-old son was the best man. And also, James Gandolfini's wife walked down the aisle to some harp music. Why, James Gandolfini's wedding has got to be the happiest, harpiest, Hawaiiest, eight-year-old boyiest wedding to happen to anyone who played the lead in The Sopranos ever! Warning: the following story may contain padding.
Although it's Labor Day and most of the media is preoccupied with hurricanes and politics, we've still got all the big celebrity news for you. And when we say big, we mean big. Like, for instance, James Gandolfini got married on Saturday. That's right - a man from a TV show that ended over a year ago just got married to a woman we've never even heard of. In Hawaii. And, um, that's about it. Just kidding - loads happened. For instance, James Gandolfini's eight-year-old son was the best man. And also, James Gandolfini's wife walked down the aisle to some harp music. Why, James Gandolfini's wedding has got to be the happiest, harpiest, Hawaiiest, eight-year-old boyiest wedding to happen to anyone who played the lead in The Sopranos ever! Warning: the following story may contain padding.
Kelsey Grammer’s Heart Gives Out, Slightly
The only time Kelsey Grammer had previously been associated with a sense of impending doom was when people heard he was going to be an X-Man. But that changed in Hawaii this weekend, when Frasier star Kelsey Grammer suffered a heart attack. Don't panic, though - it was the just the normal kind of mild heart attack that you'd expect from someone with a history of cocaine and alcohol addiction, and Kelsey Grammer is currently recovering in an undisclosed hospital. Reports that David Hyde Pierce has also had a mild heart attack that was more pernickity and gay-seeming, just to make Kelsey Grammer's mild heart attack look more normal are rubbish. Seriously, we made them up just now.
The only time Kelsey Grammer had previously been associated with a sense of impending doom was when people heard he was going to be an X-Man. But that changed in Hawaii this weekend, when Frasier star Kelsey Grammer suffered a heart attack. Don't panic, though - it was the just the normal kind of mild heart attack that you'd expect from someone with a history of cocaine and alcohol addiction, and Kelsey Grammer is currently recovering in an undisclosed hospital. Reports that David Hyde Pierce has also had a mild heart attack that was more pernickity and gay-seeming, just to make Kelsey Grammer's mild heart attack look more normal are rubbish. Seriously, we made them up just now.
