It’s not easy to be nasty professionally. For a start, people automatically assume that you have no heart and that if you do, it’s a blackened, flaking husk that makes people unable to spend time in the same room as you. Admittedly for the most part, that’s true. Sometimes, you also have to poke fun at something that you wouldn’t usually consider an acceptable target.
However, here at hecklerspray we don’t “hate on” people unnecessarily (unless they’re a celebrity) and, to that end, we don’t want our readers to think that this article is going out of its way to disrespect its elders. hecklerspray writers are regularly in contact with the elder members of our community and, once we’ve stolen their wallets and purses, we sometimes give them their bus passes back.
Not always though. We wouldn’t want people to think we’re soft.
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Although it’s Labor Day and most of the media is preoccupied with hurricanes and politics, we’ve still got all the big celebrity news for you.
And when we say big, we mean big. Like, for instance, James Gandolfini got married on Saturday. That’s right – a man from a TV show that ended over a year ago just got married to a woman we’ve never even heard of. In Hawaii. And, um, that’s about it.
Just kidding – loads happened. For instance, James Gandolfini’s eight-year-old son was the best man. And also, James Gandolfini’s wife walked down the aisle to some harp music. Why, James Gandolfini’s wedding has got to be the happiest, harpiest, Hawaiiest, eight-year-old boyiest wedding to happen to anyone who played the lead in The Sopranos ever!
Warning: the following story may contain padding.
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Although it's Labor Day and most of the media is preoccupied with hurricanes and politics, we've still got all the big celebrity news for you.
And when we say big, we mean big. Like, for instance, James Gandolfini got married on Saturday. That's right - a man from a TV show that ended over a year ago just got married to a woman we've never even heard of. In Hawaii. And, um, that's about it.
Just kidding - loads happened. For instance, James Gandolfini's eight-year-old son was the best man. And also, James Gandolfini's wife walked down the aisle to some harp music. Why, James Gandolfini's wedding has got to be the happiest, harpiest, Hawaiiest, eight-year-old boyiest wedding to happen to anyone who played the lead in The Sopranos ever!
Warning: the following story may contain padding.
The only time Kelsey Grammer had previously been associated with a sense of impending doom was when people heard he was going to be an X-Man.
But that changed in Hawaii this weekend, when Frasier star Kelsey Grammer suffered a heart attack. Don’t panic, though – it was the just the normal kind of mild heart attack that you’d expect from someone with a history of cocaine and alcohol addiction, and Kelsey Grammer is currently recovering in an undisclosed hospital.
Reports that David Hyde Pierce has also had a mild heart attack that was more pernickity and gay-seeming, just to make Kelsey Grammer’s mild heart attack look more normal are rubbish. Seriously, we made them up just now.
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