That’s it! Forget it. Hard-Fi have had it with all of you. All of you miserable, misguided bastards out there who are under the impression that Hard-Fi are rubbish. Does that sound like you?

Do you think that Hard-Fi are a truly fucking awful band? Do you? Do you consider Hard-Fi’s raison d'être to be as annoyingly pitiful as the wasps? Are you fed up of Hard-Fi trying to drink your can of Fanta in the middle of the summer after you’ve already batted them away fifteen times? Well, if so, then who do you think you are? Who? Don’t just continue reading this if you haven’t stopped to think who you really are; stop and think about it.