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HecklerSpray Advent Day 12: Big Year For the Guys of One Direction

December 12th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

When I heard that One Direction was splitting up so they could all work on their solo projects, all I could think was “lol k, because we all know how well that went for every guy from a boy band other than Justin Timberlake.” But those handsome bastards ALL proved me wrong!

In 2017, you could not turn on pop radio without hearing one of the guys from One Direction and they ALL had hits! I reeeealllly just thought it was going to be Zayn Malik because he left the group first, but boy was I wrong!

Who the Eff is Kendall Jenner Dating? (And Why Do I Care?)

January 29th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

If you’re sick of reading shit about Trump, then this is the blog for you! While the rest of her siblings seem to thoroughly enjoy sharing all the intimate details of their personal relationships with the rest of the world, Kendall Jenner has always been more subtle.

She never posts pics with guys she dates and if it weren’t for the fact that paparazzi tracked them down, no one would have even known she spent New Years last year vacationing with Harry Styles. Rumours have been swirling for months that she’s either dating Harry again and A$AP Rocky, but honestly, I really can’t decide which one she’s actually banging.

A Definitive Ranking of Taylor Swift’s Boyfriends

September 29th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Taylor Swift has gotten a lot of shit over the years for her extremely publicized romantic relationships and, I mean, let’s be real, she brings a lot of it on herself. She kind of puts all her shit out there for everyone to see. I mean, if T-Swizzle were a regular twenty-something girl, she’d be the chick that puts every detail of every relationship in her Facebook status, know what I’m sayin’?

Anyway, Taylor Swift has dated some jerks and some gems, and, given the fact that I have a love/hate relationship with T Swift, I’ve decided to sit down and do a definitive ranking of the top 10 guys she’s dated from worst to best. Yes, I know, the fact that a grown woman is spending her evening doing this is goddamn tragic.

Harry Styles Might Be Awkwardly Banging Kendall Jenner

December 9th, 2013 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West need to watch the fuck out, because there is a new hottest couple in the Kardashian household: Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles. I was reluctant to write about these two until it seemed legit,?and now?after three sitings together (one leaving a hotel in the AM) it’s become clear that these two teenage dreams are rubbing on each other.

It all started a few weeks ago when the above picture was taken of these two sexy teens in a car after having dinner together. Afterwards, when Piers Morgan asked Styles if he was dating Jenner he said “We just went to dinner so no? I don’t know?” Yep, that sounds like awkward teen love to me!

Taylor Swift Doesn’t Have a Relationship Problem, She IS the Problem

October 14th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

Taylor Swift may finally see that she is that girl.? You know the one that I mean.? The girl who has a hundred hook ups, dates a bunch of guys, falls in love at the drop of a hat, and without fail every time it ends badly.?

And each time it ends, that girl is completely blindsided and heartbroken, never seeing what went wrong.? Meanwhile, you sit there going “Did you really not notice that dude was a total dick?”? or “Well, calling him 47 times a day may have been overkill.”? But that girl doesn’t listen, and within the next week or two she is back out on the prowl, looking for her next Mr. Right.?

Pretending To Date Harry Styles Is The New Black

April 30th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Harry Style’s recent lunch date with Kimberly Stewart was apparently just one big show for the cameras. How could anyone be so cynical as to think that the love between a floppy-haired 19 year old and a 33 year old mother-slash-socialite couldn’t be real??

Oh that’s right. Because he’s already ‘dated’ Taylor Swift to rack up more column inches, and once you’ve bitten that bullet, what else is there to do but head down the ol’ washed up socialite route? He’ll be on to Paris Hilton if we’re not careful, and that level of media-whoring may actually break the internet. Not to mention the very real danger that ?Paris could become ‘inspired’ by the One Direction singer and release a second album.?

Harry Styles Cursed With Bad Luck, Should Cut His Ugly Hair

February 28th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Poor, adorable Harry Styles is having a rough week. First, a fan beaned him in the crotch with her shoe while he was on-stage. Then, his band was viciously attacked in the press by Jake Bugg, whoever the fuck that is.

And then,?Harry got a figurative kick in the nuts from the NME Awards, being?named Villain of the Year, and One Direction?pegged as Worst Band. What’s next, World? Can’t you give this poor millionaire, mega-star,?pussy-hound a break?

Harry Styles Isn’t The Only One Direction Member Who Sleeps Around

January 30th, 2013 By Chris Starr

You may be forgiven for thinking that One Direction is literally a one-man band. “Harry Styles this, Harry Styles that” seems to be all that we hear in newspapers daily. And yes, we know about Harry’s activity between the sheets. We’ve had the long list of girlfriends that have become little more than notches in his bedpost. But did you know that he’s not the only one to be getting up to that kind of behavior in the band?!

That’s right. Come on down, Zayn Malik!

Celibate Taylor Swift and Horny Harry Styles Break Up

January 11th, 2013 By Chris Starr

Taylor Swift fans can rejoice now that the pop songstress has more material to craft award-winning songs following her breakup from Harry Styles. Similarly, starry-eyed One Direction fans can once again hold out hope that they will – implausibly – be able to hook up with Harry.

Of course, the rationale behind the breakup is obvious to even the least meticulous observer: Harry Styles has been busy getting his end away with women around the world (often older than he is), while Taylor Swift’s so pretty perfect that she probably doesn’t give it up that easily.

Poor Taylor Swift Attacked By Dangerous Harry Styles Fans

November 21st, 2012 By Chris Starr

We’ve been quite unfair on Taylor Swift as a society. We see her ploughing through men willy nilly (often willy, less nilly) and think that she is a harlot. We see her scaring off the Kennedy family by appearing at their family wedding and upstaging everyone, and think that she is insane.

But now the tables have turned. She’s the one being targeted by insane people, and she’s the victim. If we’re going to insult her for her past crazy indiscretions, we need to now help her out that crazy people are gunning for her.