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Harry Potter Death-Eats The Weekend Box Office

by Stuart Heritage

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince, we do believe you’ve stumbled upon a clever new tactic. Despite being the worst-received movie of the Harry Potter franchise, Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince looks set to become the most successful movie in the franchise’s history, topping the weekend box office by some margin. So the worse [...]

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Harry Potter and the Witty Headline About Making Lots of Money

by Ian Dransfield

What better way to cheer yourselves up in these times of economic strife than through the knowledge that something you have nothing to do with, nor could ever hope of having anything to do with, has made a crapload of money? There is no better way, as Harry Potter and the Half Order of the [...]

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The Pope Likes Harry Potter, So It’s Ok For You To See It

by Matthew Laidlow

It’s fair to say that if you’re gay, Protestant or a follower of any other religion apart from Christianity, then The Pope will blow raspberries at you. It’s the job of The Pope – otherwise known as God’s right hand man – to tell us we’re all living in deep sin and will burn in [...]

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Emma Watson Gets Her Knickers Out, Won’t Shut Up About It

by Stuart Heritage

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince is released next week, and it’s a hugely important film in the series.

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Rupert Grint Gets Swine Flu And Doesn’t Even Die

by Stuart Heritage

Attention! This is an important health announcement! Have you kissed Harry Potter’s Rupert Grint recently?

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Emma Watson Likes To Pretend She’s Not Filthy Rich

by Amy Grindhouse

Emma Watson could totally be richer than the Queen – but she would have no idea, as it’s been a hot minute since she counted out all the coppers in her extra-large piggy bank. The Harry Potter actress was recently allowed access to her fortune and so we would advise her to get the floors [...]

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Willy The Wizard Comes Down Hard On JK Rowling

by Shawn Lindseth

The Adventures Of Willy The Wizard No 1: Livid Land is a wonderful book wherein the protagonist possibly vanquishes evil by rubbing it incessantly with his magical buttock. Since Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire basically has the exact same plot, sentence structure, verb-to-noun ratio and pie graphs, the heirs of the Willy Wizard [...]

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WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 22 April 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Will Smith doesn’t die enough: fact – Premiere 9 – Guess what Samuel L Jackson‘s TV edit of his famous Snakes On A Plane line is. Guess a million times. You’ll still be wrong – Bestweekever 8 – A bunch of celebrity photos that are odd, to say the least – PopEater 7 [...]

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Watch The New, New Harry Potter & The Half Blood Prince Trailer

by hecklerspray staff

J.K Rowling’s kid-hero returns for a darker tale in Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince, the sixth film in the Potter saga. Although Harry Potter is the kind of sci-fi pulp more suited to those with learning difficulties, The Half Blood Prince looks like a hell of a ride. Director David Yates brings you [...]

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Police Raid Magic ‘Harry Potter Pot Farm’

by Shawn Lindseth

Smart celebrities know the money ride doesn’t last forever. Look at Tito Jackson, for instance. Last we heard he was living in a box and wrestling mice for lunch. That’s why famous-folk with any ounce of smarts take the money while its coming in and invest it somewhere to protect their bank accounts against the [...]

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