As popular as the Harry Potter saga was, we couldn’t help but feel that its depiction of Hogwarts was somewhat lacking.
And specifically lacking one thing. That’s right – thousands of chronically sweating, morbidly obese directionless tourists in gaudily-patterned shorts who are all too busy filming everything for a 19-hour home movie that they’ll never watch to properly control their children. But now that’s all been fixed – Universal has revealed details of its new The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter theme park.
Warning: one of the rides is called ‘Flight Of The Hippogriff’. Don’t continue reading if you’re prone to violent tantrums.

