Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince

Harry Potter Death-Eats The Weekend Box Office

July 20th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince, we do believe you've stumbled upon a clever new tactic.

Despite being the worst-received movie of the Harry Potter franchise, Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince looks set to become the most successful movie in the franchise?s history, topping the weekend box office by some margin.

So the worse a Harry Potter film is, the better it does. That's great news, especially for those of us who wanted part two of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows to feature nothing but Harry Potter staring at a shoebox for three hours and then meekly farting.

The Pope Likes Harry Potter, So It's Ok For You To See It

July 15th, 2009 By Matthew Laidlow

It's fair to say that if you're gay, Protestant or a follower of any other religion apart from Christianity, then The Pope will blow raspberries at you.

It's the job of The Pope – otherwise known as God?s right hand man – to tell us we're all living in deep sin and will burn in hell.

Apart from pestering people to not wear condoms, The Pope doesn't really have much in common with young people. You won't see him in line at the kebab shop after dancing away at a seven hour rave. However, you could see him holding up the lines at the local cinema as queues to see the latest Harry Potter flick.

Emma Watson Gets Her Knickers Out, Won’t Shut Up About It

July 10th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince is released next week, and it’s a hugely important film in the series.

No, not because of the drama. And not because of Hermione and Ron‘s developing romance. It’s because, finally, Emma Watson is legitimately old enough for grotty old perverts to drool over her every time she accidentally flashes a portion of her knickers for a millisecond in public. Which she did this week at the Harry Potter premiere, in fact.

But still, it was a one-off mistake and every has moved on from… what? Emma Watson is still talking about it? Yeesh.

Hey, It’s A New Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Price Trailer

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

It’s an exciting day for us all here, because a new trailer for Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince has been released! Hooray!

At least we’re told that it’s a trailer for Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince. Having watched it a few times, we’re pretty sure that it’s actually a trailer for one of the following:

Harry Potter And The Fascinating Geological Formations

Harry Potter And The Heavy-Handed Jesus Allegory

Harry Potter And The Spooky Crops

Harry Potter And Another Bloody Quidditch Sequence

Lord Of The Rings

Brand New Harry Potter Trailer Decoded For Your Pleasure

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

It’s here! It’s finally here! The trailer to Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince – the most-anticipated movie adaptation of a book we’ve never wanted to read – is here!

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince is the penultimate Harry Potter book, and although we snuck a look at the last page of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows once and therefore know exactly how everything ends, it still promises to be an exciting revenue stream rollercoaster of a movie experience.

So here it is, the brand new Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince trailer…

Look! Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince STATIONERY! Squee!

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

It’s no exaggeration to say that Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince will be regarded as the pinnacle of mankind’s achievement forever.

We’re so excited about Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince that we’re literally ticking off every second until its release on a giant blackboard, plus we’ve started to physically assault anyone we see who a) isn’t talking about Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince or b) doesn’t look like they’re thinking about it. Even if they’re old. That’s how much we care.

So imagine how delighted we were when we got sent images of Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy and that old wizard bloke (Gandalf?) taken from a brand new range of Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince stationery. How delighted were we? Boner delighted! And you will be too, provided you’re sexually aroused by the sight of a) stationery and b) schoolboys. But who isn’t these days, huh?

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince! New Pictures! Walls!

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

The most enduring scene from Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince is undoubtedly when Harry leans against a wall and looks a bit blank for a while.

Which is why we’re so thrilled that the scene looks set to make it to the forthcoming movie adaptation of Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince, judging by the newly-released images from the film. It’s been captured perfectly – Harry Potter is there, the wall is there and – best of all – the blank look is there! Let’s hope the filmmakers do as much justice to the Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince scene where Ron Weasley scratches his cheek briefly! We’re so excited!

Oh, we’re just kidding – about the wall-standing, thing, that is, not about not being excited about Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince. Although we’re not. However, photos from the movie are starting to crop up all over the internet.

Cinematical has the wall-leaning shot and one of Zack from Saved By The Bell talking to Liam Gallagher, while BlogHogwarts has shots of Harry Potter looking in a drawer, holding a book and sitting around a table, with a shot of Liam Gallagher looking all ticked off at Zack from Saved By The Bell. It looks epic.

Seriously, never mind the kerfuffle about Harry Potter kissing a girl in the last film – Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince looks set to have all the controversial book-holding, drawer-looking, wall-leaning action you could ever wish for! Fasten your seatbelts everyone!

More Harry Potter images after the jump…