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Are these Evanna Lynch Nudes Real or Fake? (PICS)

Irish actress Evanna Patricia Lynch is famous because of Harry Potter. She played the role of Luna Lovegood in all four films of the series.

If you’re familiar with Harry Potter, you probably know who Evanna is. She’s really good in her role and there’s no one else who could have played Luna Lovegood any better.

When the following set of nudes were leaked online, Lynch immediately announced that they were fakes and not real pictures of her. The images do show a girl who really looks like her and the nudes do reveal her face.

It’s Time Daniel Radcliffe Accepted That He Will Always Be Harry Potter

September 12th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Bless Daniel Radcliffe. He keeps on trying to be a serious thespian and we’re all just sticking our fingers in our ears and yelling ‘You’re a wizard, Harry’.?

Props to him for even continuing to go after acting roles. Most people would be happy spending the rest of their days doing the doggy paddle in a pool filled with Dom Perignon, surrounded by a harem of scantily clad supermodels.

His newest role is in the the movie?Horns?and unlike previous jobs, it doesn’t involve any part of his anatomy entering a horse. OK, so maybe there needs to be a slight change to the title of this post – Daniel Radcliffe will never be anything other than Harry Potter and That Guy Who Got His Wang Out On Stage To Ride A Horse.

Top 10 Parody Twitter Accounts That Are Funnier Than The Real Thing

September 3rd, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Twitter’s main purpose is giving us regular folk a look in to the lives of the rich and famous. So it’s a downright shame that most celebrity Twitter accounts are a downright snoozefest.

We don’t want to know what their favourite brand of macrobiotic smoothie is, we want Twit-pics of them snorting coke off a lap dancer’s chest and talking freely about which celebrities they most want to punch in the left tit. Luckily, where normal Twitter accounts fail us, parody accounts pick up the slack nicely.

The 5 Most Interesting Fictional Racist Slurs

November 2nd, 2012 By Tony McMillen

When I say slanket what do most of you think of? If the image of a person wrapped in a body length blanket with sleeves sprawled out casually like some kinky sort of couch wizard comes to mind; you're wrong.?

No, of course slankets are the same terrible monument to mankind?s eternal laziness as a snuggie, but you're wrong because I know that all of you when you hear the word slanket, like myself, can't help but think it sounds like some terrible racial epithet you don't know quite who to ascribe to. Admit it. You're like me. And you've been calling random people you don't like slankets since the word first hit your grey matter.

Vincent Crabbe Jailed After Harry Potter Put A Rioting Spell On His Lardy Arse

March 21st, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Hogwarts bully, Vincent Crabbe, was found guilty of violent disorder at London’s Wood Green Crown Court after he took part in the now annual event, The London Riots. He was seen ‘swigging’ from a stolen bottle of Champagne. Classy.

Crabbe was cleared of intending to destroy or damage property with a petrol bomb he was pictured holding. He was probably going to ‘swig’ that as well. Not so classy.

However, it is rumoured that Crabbe could well be innocent and, in fact, could’ve been under a spell cast by infamous wizard, Harry Potter.

JK Rowling To Write A New Book; Polishes Off Diamond Typewriter

February 24th, 2012 By Robin Darke

One of the most famous authors of all time, JK Rowling, is set to dust off her fingers one more time to write a new book. Not just any book but a book for adults. It's suddenly become acceptable to read JK Rowling on the tube. Huzzah.

The writer, estimated to be worth the same as three African countries and a large portion of Australia, decided to shake what her mother gave her and pop out another book before blasting out another bambino.

Although nothing massive has been confirmed by Rowling?s literary agent, The Blair Partnership, Rowling herself decided to spill the beans to the entire World by releasing a statement.

Daniel Radcliffe Metaphorically Beaten With Sticks To Represent Very Real Rejection

February 6th, 2012 By Randy Figgins

The world used to love Daniel Radcliffe.? For he was Harry Potter.?From when he was just a sperm to when he sprouted his first pube Radcliffe made a spectacular living from swanning about shouting dodgy Latin while pointing a twig at things.? And we gobbled it up like the suckers we are.

But no more!

The world has got together and decided to take a giant steaming dump of rejection on Radcliffe’s snowy white shag-pile carpet of self worth.? WE DON’T LOVE YOU ANY MORE MR WIZARD!

Harry Potter Can’t Handle His Drink Because He’s A Massive Wimp

February 3rd, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Harry Potter star, Harry Potter (or, Daniel Radcliffe as his mum refers to him when she’s shouting abuse up the stairs) is a wimp of the highest order. Why? Because wickle Dan Dan can’t handle his ale.

And he’s proud to admit it.

Apparently, Radcliffe had a drink problem. The problem was that, every single stinkin’ time he drank some lovely booze, he’d ‘black out’. Get that! He didn’t pass out a few times. He blacked out so frequently it became ‘his thing’. What a wimp. He probably passes out after eating those horrible chocolates with?liqueurs inside them.

Daniel Radcliffe Hates Rupert Grint; Just Another Life Ruined By Ed Sheeran

January 23rd, 2012 By Robin Darke

We all love the Harry Potter don't we? The books are the perfect way to get kids reading and introduces more morbid elements of death and orphans in a child-friendly manner. The films are great hangover fodder, and are one of the biggest British export since Katie Price?s vagina.

All the children on them look so happy to be acting with them don't they? Look at those cherub faces. Not knowing what real life will hold for them after the films finish. We heard that the girl who played Pansy Parkinson is teetering on a total K-hole after taking a great big E through her eyes. They?ll be friends for life once they all have a whip round and throw an intervention for her.

we're romantics at heart aren't we?

Nick Jonas To Go Naked On Stage, Just In Case Your Daughter Had Forgotten About Him

January 19th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Puny Disney milktoast, Nick Jonas, is so lacking in edge that he’s akin to some amorphous blob with eyebrows. However, it is vitally important that young women fancy him, or else he loses all sense of value to his team.

So what can he do? How can he aimlessly wander into the fantasies of pre-pubescent women again? There must be something!

Hey! What’s this? Here’s a news story about Nick Jonas feeling that he’s “open” to the idea of going naked on stage. How useful!