For the very first time, Lindsay Lohan has confessed to a magazine that she’s probably bisexual. She won’t fully commit to it for sure, just in case Samantha Ronson does turn out to be a man after all. Lindsay has, however, claimed that she doesn’t know if she wants to get married to a man or a woman yet.

Of course, Lindsay Lohan’s sexual persuasion is her business and hers alone. If Lindsay Lohan wants to fall in love with a boy, that’s fine. If Lindsay Lohan wants to fall in love with a girl, that’s fine too. Frankly either one would be a step up from the barely functioning patchy-headed half-goat half-chimp hybrid abomination that was Calum Best, so really Lindsay Lohan wins either way.

Lindsay Lohan’s sexuality has always been her fortune, whether she’s using it to pose naked for magazines, star in movies about amnesiac strippers or stumble around European islands wedging her tongue into whatever human orifice happens to be closest to her at any given moment in time.

And that’s why Samantha Ronson has been such a source of fascination. She’s close enough to Lindsay Lohan for Lindsay to call her ‘my girlfriend’ during fights and, through a mixture of rumours and wilful father-enraging, she seems to have all but confirmed a romance between the pair of them.

But Lindsay Lohan has always stayed silent on the matter, possibly because she was scared about alienating the single remaining male fan who doesn’t feel slightly queasy when he thinks of Lindsay Lohan rasping cack-breathed come-ons directly into his face. However, that changes now.

In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Lindsay Lohan has finally decided to open up about her sexual preferences, while claiming that Samantha Ronson has helped turn her life around. People reports:

“She’s a wonderful person and I love her very much,” said Lohan. When asked by Harper’s Bazaar if she is bisexual, Lohan responded: “Maybe. Yeah.” And will Lohan hear wedding bells in the future? “Eventually,” she said. But whether that will be with a man or a woman, “I don’t know.”

We don’t know about you, but regardless of Lindsay Lohan’s sexuality it’s so refreshing to read an interview where she can confidently assert that her troubles are all behind her and that she’s moving onwards and upwards with her life. We don’t think she’s ever done that before.

Well, apart from this time, that is. And this time. And this time, obviously. Oh, and this time. Actually, you can pretty much just go ahead and ignore that last paragraph entirely if you want.

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