Articles tagged with: Hannah Montana
You'd think we'd be bored of Miley Cyrus coverage by now. Well, we are. But that doesn't stop us from doing it - especially not when she's selling tickets to her super-mega-ultra sweet 16. Yes, she of Hannah Montana fame and the one that likes to get all (almost) nude for the sake of every man, woman and child in the world is making her party public. Public in Disneyland, which is 85 acres in size, but public nonetheless. All we need to do is save up $250 then hecklerspray can join in the fun - you can bring beer into Disneyland, right? We'll settle for gin, mind. October 5 here we come!
No. Just no. There's a line, it was already crossed and now it's being urinated on from the other side. This has to stop. Right now. One more time, for the road, Miley Cyrus has got half naked, someone has taken photos and one more time, for the road, they have been uploaded on to the internet. And we all know how very much the world of the internet loves pictures of 15-year-olds in small amounts of clothing. She's fifteen, people. Stop it. If this were a no-name young girl from Bognor Regis then whomever uploaded these pictures would probably receive something of a slapped wrist by the local authorities, but because it's a superstar Disney child-celeb it's all fine to go plastering half the internet with scantly-clad photographs of her. Go on - search for it. You'll find them on supposedly respectable sites, including FOX News. This is the same FOX News that cries crocodile tears and attempts to whip up public outrage every time anything 'immoral' happens in the world. Apparently a small girl in her underwear doesn't qualify for that same outrage - in fact, it's news.
Hannah Montana, or Miley Cyrus as she's known in real life, isn't actually called Miley Cyrus - she was born with the name Destiny Hope Cyrus. But Miley Cyrus isn't called that now, either.
Sorry, that was confusing. Look - Miley Cyrus, who plays Hannah Montana in the TV show Hanna Montana, has just changed her name from Destiny Hope Cyrus to Miley Ray Cyrus because her Dad is Billy Ray Cyrus and everyone called her Miley Cyrus anyway and she liked the 'Ray' part of her Dad's name.
There, that's cleared all the confusion up.
Miley Cyrus - the girl who plays Hannah Montana in the self-titled Disney Channel show - has dramatically been found to use a body double in her live shows.
And the news that Miley Cyrus is replaced each night for one or two minutes so she can quickly get changed has sent shockwaves around the preteen entertainment world. Rightly so, because the Hannah Montana body double bombshell is easily the most outrageous thing to happen to teenage female stars of American kids' TV shows for years.
Apart from, you know, that one who took naked pictures of herself. And, um, the one who got pregnant.
Hecklerspray is so poor it can't even afford paper plates. That's why this week, in its New York, Los Angeles and Rigby, Idaho offices, everyone's gonna try to somehow wrap their keyboards with enough paper towels and Saran Wrap to be able to use them as food platters. Believe it or not this works pretty good except for soup.
We did the keyboard thing last year too, but it was our first time and it didn't work so well. A pickle got wedged next to our exclamation point key, and we only got it out a month ago. That was like 11 months of apparent rage - we really weren't half as impassioned as we came across. Honest.
Someone who is that impassioned, apparently, is Miley Cyrus. She sees Britney Spears flailing all about publicly and whatnot, and she's gonna fix it. With turkey gravy. Because Britney Spears is going to Miley's for Thanksgiving dinner. Sounds like a fine idea until Hannah Montana's dad walks in and sees his daughter tricked into licking Cranberry sauce off an attention-starved Spears' squishy abs.
Brit'll be on her own this Christmas. Yup.
