Did you know that Miley Cyrus designed and built the Large Hadron Collider completely by herself? Well she did.
Because Miley Cyrus is intelligent. She says she’s more intelligent than any of us think. Admittedly that’s not hard – our intellectual expectations of Miley Cyrus are so low that she could burn the side of her face by confusing a hot iron for a ringing telephone and then spend three hours repeatedly clattering into a closed patio door with a confused look on her face and we’d still be impressed.
Miley Cyrus didn’t invent the Large Hadron Collider, by the way.
