Previously on Junior Apprentice: Cupcakes, cock-ends and crap cupcake costumes.

The children of the damned arrive at the David Beckham Academy for the most tenuous of reasons: the academy is there to spot the talent of the future, and that's what they?ll be doing. With art. ?I wonder if David will be there?, muses one contestant. She's disappointed. There's no David Beckham. Instead, there's a crotchety old midget in a suit, there to bark orders at them like a pissed off hedgehog.

Tim, the wolf-man that shirks responsibility at every opportunity, is project managing midget Kirsty and eerie blonde Hannah. He's not happy about being PM, and later complains that he was forced to make all the awkward decisions. The poor sod.