Articles tagged with: Hank Baskett
In Other News: A Girl With Big Boobs Gets Married
Thank you Kendra Wilkinson. You've brightened up our day immensely by a) not dying and b) getting married. We're in your debt. Kendra Wilkinson got married to Hank Baskett on Saturday, proving that while Michael Jackson's death was sad, it couldn't never stop something as profound as love. And, no, we don't really know who Kendra Wilkinson or Hank Baskett are either. But that's not important. Look, it was either this or another story about Michael Jackson. Do you want us to keep banging on about Michael Jackson? Do you? Because we can. You don't? Good. Now shut up.
Thank you Kendra Wilkinson. You've brightened up our day immensely by a) not dying and b) getting married. We're in your debt. Kendra Wilkinson got married to Hank Baskett on Saturday, proving that while Michael Jackson's death was sad, it couldn't never stop something as profound as love. And, no, we don't really know who Kendra Wilkinson or Hank Baskett are either. But that's not important. Look, it was either this or another story about Michael Jackson. Do you want us to keep banging on about Michael Jackson? Do you? Because we can. You don't? Good. Now shut up.
Now Kendra Wilkinson Breaks Hugh Hefner’s Mangy Old Heart
Hugh Hefner's girlfriends are fleeing at an amazing rate - it's almost as if withered octogenarians aren't sexy any more, isn't it. First Hugh Hefner's heart was broken by the loss of his number one girlfriend Holly Madison, who made the somewhat perplexing decision to run off with a rubbish emo magician. And now one of his other girlfriends - the equally generic titty model Kendra Wilkinson - has decided to leave Hugh Hefner and get engaged to an American football player as well. Although Hugh Hefner seems to remain on good terms with Kendra Wilkinson, this news must have nevertheless bruised him quite badly. After all, it's hardly as if Hugh Hefner lives in a great big house stuffed full of identical booby halfwits all willing to have gruesome, underwhelming sex with a frail 82-year-man just because they'll probably get a minor role on a crappy reality TV show out of it, is it? Oh.
Hugh Hefner's girlfriends are fleeing at an amazing rate - it's almost as if withered octogenarians aren't sexy any more, isn't it. First Hugh Hefner's heart was broken by the loss of his number one girlfriend Holly Madison, who made the somewhat perplexing decision to run off with a rubbish emo magician. And now one of his other girlfriends - the equally generic titty model Kendra Wilkinson - has decided to leave Hugh Hefner and get engaged to an American football player as well. Although Hugh Hefner seems to remain on good terms with Kendra Wilkinson, this news must have nevertheless bruised him quite badly. After all, it's hardly as if Hugh Hefner lives in a great big house stuffed full of identical booby halfwits all willing to have gruesome, underwhelming sex with a frail 82-year-man just because they'll probably get a minor role on a crappy reality TV show out of it, is it? Oh.
