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Patton Oswalt’s Star Wars Sequel Would Be The Best Movie Ever Made

April 18th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Today, I fell madly in?love with Patton Oswalt. He has long been one of my favorite comedians, and his sincere and touching words following Monday’s bombing in Boston?had him on my mind.?Then, just a few hours ago, he?posted?a video outtake from his upcoming appearance on Parks and Recreation … and he made my life complete. It’s magic from start to finish.

In the video, Patton plays a character?attempting to block a city council vote by?filibuster, and he does so by outlining,?in remarkable detail, his vision for a Star Wars sequel.?It’s?eight-plus minutes of?perfect, fast-paced nerd-speak … part college lecturer, part complete lunatic … showcasing an insane, encyclopedic knowledge of Star Wars, Avengers, and X-Men.

Star Wars Episode 7: Return Of The Paycheque

June 3rd, 2011 By Kris Silver

George Lucas must have more dead horses on his Skywalker ranch than the stables after the Grand National.

How else could he keep flogging them?

Not content with ruining his own credibility with the Star Wars prequel trilogy and Indiana Jones vs the Aliens, Lucas has announced that he has 2 series worth of scripts ready for his new live action Star Wars TV show.

Top 10 Bromances

March 15th, 2011 By hecklerspray staff

As time marches on, men are getting better are being in touch with their emotions. Kinda. Men haven’t perfected the emotional outpourings of many women, but they have progressed from handshakes to manhugs.

The awkward pat on the back is almost a thing of the past as men embrace each other with glee and solidarity.

However, some chaps still aren’t very comfortable with the whole thing and need some pointers. And Guinness have created an instructional video for the blokes of the world in an attempt to help them navigate the tricky manhug, leaving us to ponder about the greatest bromances in history.