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HecklerSpray Advent, Day 7: An Amazing Year For Horror Movies

December 7th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

If you’ve read my previous blog about the Golden Globes, then you know I’m absolutely livid about Toni Collette’s snub for her Oscarworthy performance in Hereditary. I’ll talk more about that in a bit, but first I’d like to point out that what the Golden Globes also failed to acknowledge was that some of the best reviewed movies of the year were horror/thrillers.

Aside from the cinematic masterpiece that is Hereditary, you had A Quiet Place, First Reformed, the Halloween reboot, the remake of Suspiria, Annihilation, Upgrade, and Mandy: some of which broke box office records, all of which were praised by critics, and all of which were ignored by the Golden Globes. Ugh.

Sexy Handmaid and Other Totally Fun Halloween Costumes

September 22nd, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

In case you haven’t heard about it, online costume retailer Yandy recently had to pull their “Sexy Handmaid’s Tale” costume after receiving pretty obvious backlash. Not 100% sure who thought this was a good costume idea (or that they could charge $65 for it), but the company has since issued an apology for being more tone deaf than Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi ad.

I mean, I don’t personally see what the big deal is. In fact, I think sexy Handmaid is a great costume. So great that it inspired me to come up with some other fun costume ideas. Just fair warning, this is satirical and not for the easily offended…I’m obv trying to make a point here, snowflakes.

Best Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2016

November 5th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Well, my favourite day of the whole year, Halloween, has come and gone, which means I am officially prepared to go into full blown holly jolly Buddy the Christmas elf Christmas mode. Seriously, I watched Christmas with the Kranks yesterday. I like to watch that movie early because it’s not like a top 10 Christmas movie so I don’t need to save it until December, but I still really enjoy it, but anyway.

However, before I go all holiday cheer on your asses, I’d like to look back at this Halloween to examine some of the best celeb costumes. I’m always so jealous of celebrity Halloween costumes because they have so much fucking money that their costumes can RULE. Here are some that ruled HARD.

10 Horror Movies to Watch During Halloween Weekend

October 27th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

One of my favorite things about October is watching Halloween and horror movies. There are the obvious ones like Hocus Pocus, Ernest Scared Stupid, Scream, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, and, of course, any of the Halloween movies, but there are actually so many AMAZING horror movies that don’t get a ton of play and definitely won’t be appearing on AMC’s Fear Fest.

I am CLEARLY going to spend my Halloween watching the original Halloween and Halloween 2 because I have been doing that every single Halloween for nearly 20 years, but this weekend I hope to indulge in a few other gems. So if you’re looking for something spooky to watch this weekend that hasn’t come on tv a million times, how about giving one of these movies a try!

10 Hottest Movie/Television Witches

October 22nd, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

My favourite day of the whole year is just nine days away so you can go ahead and expect non-stop Halloween related posts between now the 31st! Today I’d like to talk about my favourite group of ladies: witches.

For years, witches were portrayed as evil old hags out to spoil your crops and steal your kids or some shit. This is bullshit and historically inaccurate af. Today, I’d like to focus on some of the hot babe witches that pop culture has blessed us with. Yes, the title says 10, but you know me, I count groups as 1, so it’s more like 20ish.

10 Halloween Costumes Other than Harley Quinn

September 25th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Halloween is my absolute favorite time of year. I live that for that shit. Seriously, October is the best: it starts with my birthday and ends with Halloween, what could be better? Even though it’s over a month away, I’ve got my costume all planned out (I won’t reveal it, because I refuse to spoil the surprise when I unleash it upon you).

However, aside from myself, it seems like a lot of other girls have their costume picked out as well, and this year it seems like 90% of bitches are going as Suicide Squad bad girl, Harley Quinn.

10 Celebs Who Fail/Nail Halloween Costumes

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Halloween is legit my favorite day of the entire year. I spend the entire month of October watching Halloween movies and specials prepping myself for the greatest day of the year. You see, I take Halloween pretty seriously, and if I had the money I’d throw the biggest Halloween party and have the best costume ever.

Like me, a lot of celebrities get pretty serious about Halloween as well and to great lengths to pull off some pretty great costumes. Whereas others fucking suck at Halloween and clearly don’t appreciate the greatness of the event. Here are five celebrities that totally nail Halloween costumes and five that totally fail at them.

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Miley Cyrus is Getting Paris Hilton’s Throw Aways

November 6th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

Miley Cyrus is like the Mother Theresa of relevance, giving hungry?has-beens a few bites of the fame cookie and in turn?getting their names written about.? It’s like she is on a mission to share a little of her overloading publicity with those who peaked about a decade ago, when Cyrus was still a chipmunk faced Disney starlet.

However, maybe Miley should be a little more careful about the way she is going about spreading her fame.? Especially when what she’s spreading can easily result in a case of the gift that keeps on giving.

Lindsay Lohan Is Pulling A Lindsay Lohan

November 5th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

There are a few facts?in this world that we can count on to be true.? The world is flat.? Trees make oxygen for us to breathe.? Grey’s Anatomy is still not nearly as good without George O’Malley.? And Lindsay Lohan is a hot mess who is irresponsible as hell.

Since her latest stint in rehab, Lohan has managed to stay relatively drama free.? No reports of her stealing things, or stumbling around drunk everywhere, instead her World Class Mother has been?acting a sloppy fool.? But it seems Lohan’s responsibility gene is still not dominant, and not even being given a shit ton of money for basically just hanging out is an easy enough job for Lindsay to do properly.

Miley Cyrus Dresses as Lil’ Kim, Knows Better Than to Use Blackface

November 1st, 2013 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Color me shocked, but apparently Miley Cyrus has more common sense than Julianne Hough! Miley decided she wanted to dive head on into rap culture this Halloween by dressing up as Lil’ Kim in her infamous purple VMA outfit from the ’90s. And no, she didn’t go in blackface.

Cyrus posted a series of photos on Twitter and Instagram of her in the risqu? outfit; boob out, covered only by a pasty. To be honest, I’m not judging Miley for this costume choice, I’m just pissed I never thought of it first.