Articles tagged with: halftime
Bruce Springsteen To Shout About Bum Sex At The Super Bowl
The Super Bowl halftime show is always a big draw, not least because there's a fleeting chance you'll see partial boob. And next year's Super Bowl will be even more special than most, because if you see anyone's accidentally-exposed barely-covered breast at all, it'll be Bruce Springsteen's. Bruce Springsteen is playing the Super Bowl! Finally! Some good old-fashioned, all-American heartfelt stadium rock is coming to the Super Bowl at last! At least that's what the Super Bowl organisers must be hoping. There's still every chance that Bruce Springsteen will want to play some of his newer songs at the Super Bowl, in which case 148 million Americans are in for six minutes of an old man mumbling about putting his penis up an old prostitute's bum. Either way - woo.
The Super Bowl halftime show is always a big draw, not least because there's a fleeting chance you'll see partial boob. And next year's Super Bowl will be even more special than most, because if you see anyone's accidentally-exposed barely-covered breast at all, it'll be Bruce Springsteen's. Bruce Springsteen is playing the Super Bowl! Finally! Some good old-fashioned, all-American heartfelt stadium rock is coming to the Super Bowl at last! At least that's what the Super Bowl organisers must be hoping. There's still every chance that Bruce Springsteen will want to play some of his newer songs at the Super Bowl, in which case 148 million Americans are in for six minutes of an old man mumbling about putting his penis up an old prostitute's bum. Either way - woo.
Tom Petty Plays The Super Bowl, Delights All Six Tom Petty Fans
The Super Bowl Halftime show is a chance for the biggest names in music to either perform a bulletproof collection of world-conquering hits or whap a big wobbly booby out and make everyone choke on their tea.
Which one happened at yesterday's Super Bowl? Well, none. Tom Petty performed you see.
Tom Petty. You know. From Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers. Oh, come on, you know who Tom Petty is - he did that song that was on for about 20 seconds during that one episode of Scrubs once. At least we think that was Tom Petty.
