Smart celebrities know the money ride doesn’t last forever. Look at Tito Jackson, for instance. Last we heard he was living in a box and wrestling mice for lunch.
That’s why famous-folk with any ounce of smarts take the money while its coming in and invest it somewhere to protect their bank accounts against the day they turn ugly and covered in stretch marks.
Jamie Waylett, a young actor only known as ‘the foodie’ on all 100 Harry Potter movies, is smart enough to know this. That’s why he started a viable pot farm in his mom’s house bedroom.
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If you’re an adult that lists the Harry Potter series of books as one of your favourites then you likely need to be shot. In the face.
If you’re an adult that lists the Harry Potter series of films as one of your favourites then you need to be fired. From a cannon. Into the sun. Twice.
Needless to say, the idiots that do like this garbage – that’s ‘kids’ and the aforementioned persons that need to be killed in excessive fashions – will be upset to learn that the newest film, Harry Potter and the Simple Premise Drawn Out For Far Too Long, Thus Making Billions of Dollars, has been pushed back by eight months.
Why? Technical problems? Realising it’s crap? No – to make sure it comes out in the summer when Warner Bros don’t have much else to bring out. In other words: to make more money.
What a lovely, cynical, money-grabbing world we do live in. It makes us feel all gooey inside.
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