Articles tagged with: haircut
Megan Fox Shocks on the Box With Her New Locks
Granted, this isn't the biggest or best celebrity story you're ever going to see, but who cares when it features Megan Fox and has that headline? It can't come as any major surprise to the 'star' of such 'entertainment' 'classics' as Transformers that she's been slagged off by some in the media once more - this time for her wonderful haircut being sported at the MTV Movie Awards. After all, she is the proud owner of some of the worst tattoos ever committed to the flesh of a 'talented' actress. Sorry: 'actress'.
Granted, this isn't the biggest or best celebrity story you're ever going to see, but who cares when it features Megan Fox and has that headline? It can't come as any major surprise to the 'star' of such 'entertainment' 'classics' as Transformers that she's been slagged off by some in the media once more - this time for her wonderful haircut being sported at the MTV Movie Awards. After all, she is the proud owner of some of the worst tattoos ever committed to the flesh of a 'talented' actress. Sorry: 'actress'.
WEBTHUMP! Thursday 16 April 2009
10 - Have a virtual haircut. Just like a normal haircut, except without the grim awkwardness that we expect is similar to one you'd experience with a prostitute - Bluerabbit 9 - Exploding squirrels: Cruel or brilliant? We're only asking because we genuinely don't know - Komonews 8 - You want to see a picture of a man with a tree growing in his lung, don't you? - Geekologie 7 - Apparently Sabrina The Teenage Witch was identical to Lindsay Lohan once, which is more or less impossible to believe - PopEater
Robert Pattinson Gets A Haircut, Planet Earth Sheds A Lonely Tear
What's the best thing about Robert Pattinson? His intense lack of charisma? The way his speaking voice is the perfect auditory representation of carbon monoxide suffocation? No! It's his hair. As all shrieking teenage girls know, Robert Pattinson has the world's dreamiest hair - it's all tousled and unkempt and probably home to millions of undiscovered species of rodent. So if Robert Pattinson ever had a haircut, we'd probably kill ourselves. Which is a bummer, because Robert Pattinson has had a haircut. Actually, forget killing ourselves; it's time for plan B - find the hair. WE MUST EAT ROBERT PATTINSON'S DREAMY HAIR!
What's the best thing about Robert Pattinson? His intense lack of charisma? The way his speaking voice is the perfect auditory representation of carbon monoxide suffocation? No! It's his hair. As all shrieking teenage girls know, Robert Pattinson has the world's dreamiest hair - it's all tousled and unkempt and probably home to millions of undiscovered species of rodent. So if Robert Pattinson ever had a haircut, we'd probably kill ourselves. Which is a bummer, because Robert Pattinson has had a haircut. Actually, forget killing ourselves; it's time for plan B - find the hair. WE MUST EAT ROBERT PATTINSON'S DREAMY HAIR!
Stop The Press! Victoria Beckham Gets A Flipping Haircut!
The Large Hadron Collider is switched on today, starting an experiment that could either unlock the universe or utterly destroy it - but forget that. We can talk about the destruction of the universe any time we want. But today? Today something big has happened. Something huge. Something that will make a small-scale replication of The Big Bang look like a floury trump. People - Victoria Beckham has cut her hair. We know, we know. Sit down. Breathe into a paper bag if it helps. Victoria Beckham has had a haircut and there's nothing any of us can do about it. But it's not just that Victoria Beckham cut her hair - it's the fact that Victoria Beckham has cut her hair quite short. Remember this day well - one day your grandchildren will ask you what you were doing when you realised Victoria Beckham had cut her hair quite short.
The Large Hadron Collider is switched on today, starting an experiment that could either unlock the universe or utterly destroy it - but forget that. We can talk about the destruction of the universe any time we want. But today? Today something big has happened. Something huge. Something that will make a small-scale replication of The Big Bang look like a floury trump. People - Victoria Beckham has cut her hair. We know, we know. Sit down. Breathe into a paper bag if it helps. Victoria Beckham has had a haircut and there's nothing any of us can do about it. But it's not just that Victoria Beckham cut her hair - it's the fact that Victoria Beckham has cut her hair quite short. Remember this day well - one day your grandchildren will ask you what you were doing when you realised Victoria Beckham had cut her hair quite short.
