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Beverly D’Angelo Nude – See Her Boobs on Vacation & More! (43 PICS)

Suburban Ohio proved too tame for wild child Beverly D’Angelo, so she left her conservative roots in the dust, determined to make a name for herself in the arts.

After stints as a cartoonist, a rock vocalist in Canada, and a reparatory theater player, she found her way to Hollywood via Broadway. Bit movie parts led to scene-stealing character roles, and ultimately to the career-defining lead as Ellen Griswold in National Lampoon’s Vacation franchise. The only thing more mind-blowing than her career has been her romantic entanglements.

Cheryl Cole Booed For Reasons Other Than Terrible Hair

May 12th, 2011 By Joanna Bolouri

Cheryl Cole has finally ‘arrived’ in America and we’re genuinely happy. Not for her you understand, we couldn’t give two hoots what she does, we’re just happy that we’re not within punching distance anymore.

However, despite living off baby food in some odd attempt to get thinner and mistakenly asking her hairdresser for a big backcombed ‘do that would put even Vincent from 80’s show ‘Beauty and the Beast’ to shame, it seems that America hasn’t quite welcomed her into their?over-sized??bosom yet.

Yes, it’s been reported in some newspapers that Cheryl was booed on the second day of her new job for telling US X Factor contestants what she really thinks (pet) and not because the entire auditorium couldn’t see over her giant hair.

Justin Bieber Probably Had A Vivid Wet Dream About Robert Pattinson

March 23rd, 2011 By Amy Grindhouse

That’s probably a gross title about a 17-year-old’s masturbatory efforts – but like this whole yelling mean things at people on the Internet for a living thing, we’re running with it.

Justin Bieber has reportedly been telling people that he had some kind of affectionate, pandering, possibly homoerotic meeting with Robert Pattinson that only took place at a delay once Robert was done applying the delightful body shimmer sample handed to him by the lady at the make-up counter.

In what would have been the most random meeting ever, even with a fanbase the same age, Justin recalled meeting the Twilight actor and there was something in there about hair envy and wanting to be like the actor when he grew up.

Bid For Justin Bieber’s Bonce On Ebay

February 25th, 2011 By Kris Silver

Squeaky clean pop annoyance Justin Bieber recently had a haircut, which was front-page news almost everywhere, even here on hecklerspray. The news of his haircut sent shockwaves around the world, with sexually confused 12 year olds and slightly creepy 40 somethings everywhere begging to know why he'd chopped his famous $500 fringe off.

Naturally it's all rather ridiculous, it's only some hair after all, it'll grow back, you do know that, right?

What's even more ridiculous to the furore over Bieber?s bonce is the fact that you can now buy the hair he had lopped off. That's right, you can buy Bieber?s former barnet covering, if you have $7,000 to spare that is.

Paris Hilton’s Boyfriend Runs A Woman Over With His Motor Car

September 30th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Walking piggy bank, Paris Hilton, is having a rough time of it at the moment. Yes, she’s insanely rich, but everyone’s seen her getting off with Lindsay Lohan and she’s in trouble for remembering the difference between cocaine and chewing gum.

Of course, we’re only showing vague interest in her because she was thrust into the spotlight for being thick and deluded on a reality show… and… well, by now, every human on Earth has seen her having sex via a nightvision lens, leaving us all acutely aware of what the Incredible Hulk looks like with a boner.

Now, she’s got more bad news as her boyfriend is in trouble with the police after an alleged hit and run involving a female photographer.

Paris Hilton Confesses To Knowing The Difference Between Cocaine And Chewing Gum

September 21st, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

It must be wonderful being Paris Hilton. Think about it. You can wander through life with all the wide-eyed innocence of a toddler in a field full of butterflies, yet still have all the sordid fun that adults have.

Money is no object in Hiltonville, so you can toot as much coke as you like, shag people on camera and be of no fixed talent… yet still uphold a reasonably successful TV and music career. Why, that’s the American Dream in action right there.

It doesn’t matter who you are – YOU CAN MAKE IT AS A FAMOUS SOMETHING OR OTHER!

Someone is Suing Paris Hilton’s Fake Hair

August 12th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Celebrities live in a parallel universe to us. They get sent to prison and then let out again almost immediately. They use racial slurs down the phone, yet people still buy Mad Max box-sets. And now, in a particularly weird turn, their hair gets sued.

Apparently, some idiot is suing Paris Hilton’s hair extensions. Of course, the hair extensions in question have yet to make a statement, but it won’t be long until a source says something on their behalf.

Someone will be suing the autotune on her album if this keeps up.

Robert Pattinson Gets A Haircut, Planet Earth Sheds A Lonely Tear

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

What’s the best thing about Robert Pattinson? His intense lack of charisma? The way his speaking voice is the perfect auditory representation of carbon monoxide suffocation?

No! It’s his hair. As all shrieking teenage girls know, Robert Pattinson has the world’s dreamiest hair – it’s all tousled and unkempt and probably home to millions of undiscovered species of rodent. So if Robert Pattinson ever had a haircut, we’d probably kill ourselves.

Which is a bummer, because Robert Pattinson has had a haircut. Actually, forget killing ourselves; it’s time for plan B – find the hair. WE MUST EAT ROBERT PATTINSON’S DREAMY HAIR!

Stop The Press! Victoria Beckham Gets A Flipping Haircut!

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

The Large Hadron Collider is switched on today, starting an experiment that could either unlock the universe or utterly destroy it – but forget that.

We can talk about the destruction of the universe any time we want. But today? Today something big has happened. Something huge. Something that will make a small-scale replication of The Big Bang look like a floury trump. People – Victoria Beckham has cut her hair.

We know, we know. Sit down. Breathe into a paper bag if it helps. Victoria Beckham has had a haircut and there’s nothing any of us can do about it. But it’s not just that Victoria Beckham cut her hair – it’s the fact that Victoria Beckham has cut her hair quite short. Remember this day well – one day your grandchildren will ask you what you were doing when you realised Victoria Beckham had cut her hair quite short.

John Lennon’s Hair Sold For $48,000, For Some Reason

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Lennon and McCartney stopped writing together because Paul McCartney developed a fixation on John Lennon's hair that freaked John out – it's thought that She's Leaving Home was first called I Want To Stroke John Lennon's Lovely Hair.

And he wasn't the only one with a slightly unnatural obsession for John Lennon's hair – because this week an auction sold John Lennon's hair for $48,000. Not all of John Lennon's hair, you understand – that would be creepy – but just a lock of John Lennon's hair. A lock of John Lennon's hair in a bag that you can occasionally open and sniff, pretending that you and John Lennon are such close friends that he can put his hair in a bag and let you smell it. And that's what the mystery hair-buyer will probably do – either that or blast it into the sun, thereby creating an evil nuclear-powered John Lennon to brutally enslave the world with, like in Superman IV.