Articles tagged with: Hair
What's the best thing about Robert Pattinson? His intense lack of charisma? The way his speaking voice is the perfect auditory representation of carbon monoxide suffocation? No! It's his hair. As all shrieking teenage girls know, Robert Pattinson has the world's dreamiest hair - it's all tousled and unkempt and probably home to millions of undiscovered species of rodent. So if Robert Pattinson ever had a haircut, we'd probably kill ourselves. Which is a bummer, because Robert Pattinson has had a haircut. Actually, forget killing ourselves; it's time for plan B - find the hair. WE MUST EAT ROBERT PATTINSON'S DREAMY HAIR!
The Large Hadron Collider is switched on today, starting an experiment that could either unlock the universe or utterly destroy it - but forget that. We can talk about the destruction of the universe any time we want. But today? Today something big has happened. Something huge. Something that will make a small-scale replication of The Big Bang look like a floury trump. People - Victoria Beckham has cut her hair. We know, we know. Sit down. Breathe into a paper bag if it helps. Victoria Beckham has had a haircut and there's nothing any of us can do about it. But it's not just that Victoria Beckham cut her hair - it's the fact that Victoria Beckham has cut her hair quite short. Remember this day well - one day your grandchildren will ask you what you were doing when you realised Victoria Beckham had cut her hair quite short.
Lennon and McCartney stopped writing together because Paul McCartney developed a fixation on John Lennon's hair that freaked John out - it's thought that She's Leaving Home was first called I Want To Stroke John Lennon's Lovely Hair.
And he wasn't the only one with a slightly unnatural obsession for John Lennon's hair - because this week an auction sold John Lennon's hair for $48,000. Not all of John Lennon's hair, you understand - that would be creepy - but just a lock of John Lennon's hair. A lock of John Lennon's hair in a bag that you can occasionally open and sniff, pretending that you and John Lennon are such close friends that he can put his hair in a bag and let you smell it. And that's what the mystery hair-buyer will probably do - either that or blast it into the sun, thereby creating an evil nuclear-powered John Lennon to brutally enslave the world with, like in Superman IV.
