Articles tagged with: Hailey Glassman
Even Jon Gosselin’s Girlfriend Hates Jon Gosselin
This week Jon & Kate Plus 8 featured a You Ask, Kate Answers special. And it felt like a wasted opportunity. You know what would have been better? You Ask, Jon Emotionally Abuses. It would have been awesome - after being presented with some viewer questions, Jon Gosselin would shriek for 25 minutes about what a victim he is and how it's all your fault. And then he'd burst into tears and clumsily attempt to kiss the camera with tongues. It would have been AWESOME. Because Jon Gosselin is quite good at emotional abuse, apparently. His own girlfriend said it. To a TV show. Why won't any of this stop?
This week Jon & Kate Plus 8 featured a You Ask, Kate Answers special. And it felt like a wasted opportunity. You know what would have been better? You Ask, Jon Emotionally Abuses. It would have been awesome - after being presented with some viewer questions, Jon Gosselin would shriek for 25 minutes about what a victim he is and how it's all your fault. And then he'd burst into tears and clumsily attempt to kiss the camera with tongues. It would have been AWESOME. Because Jon Gosselin is quite good at emotional abuse, apparently. His own girlfriend said it. To a TV show. Why won't any of this stop?
Jon Gosselin Proposes To His New Girlfriend. Obviously.
Have you noticed that Jon & Kate Plus 8 gets more and more interesting when it's not actually on television? It does. On TV, Jon & Kate Plus 8 is dreary. Nothing happens. But when Jon & Kate Plus 8 is off TV? Different story entirely. That's when Jon Gosselin stops pottering around aimlessly and starts lording it upon yachts in St Tropez with hot young girls who are a decade younger than him. But, despite this, Jon Gosselin remains a class act. He's allegedly just proposed to Hailey Glassman, the 22-year-old girl he's known for approximately eight seconds. Like we said, classy.
Have you noticed that Jon & Kate Plus 8 gets more and more interesting when it's not actually on television? It does. On TV, Jon & Kate Plus 8 is dreary. Nothing happens. But when Jon & Kate Plus 8 is off TV? Different story entirely. That's when Jon Gosselin stops pottering around aimlessly and starts lording it upon yachts in St Tropez with hot young girls who are a decade younger than him. But, despite this, Jon Gosselin remains a class act. He's allegedly just proposed to Hailey Glassman, the 22-year-old girl he's known for approximately eight seconds. Like we said, classy.
Jon Gosselin Designs Clothes For Sad, Divorce-Blighted Kids Everywhere
The set-up of Jon & Kate Plus 8 is simple - he's a chubby pushover, she'd kick a donkey in the face for cash. That's how it works. Kate Gosselin is the one who wants to pimp out her kids in TV shows and books and anything else that'd make her a quick buck, and Jon Gosselin is the one who mooches around silently in the background like a lost testicle. Isn't it? Nope - apparently Jon Gosselin is designing his own line of kid's clothes. And his children will model it - especially the 'Mommy Is A Heartless Shrew' range of cotton dungarees.
The set-up of Jon & Kate Plus 8 is simple - he's a chubby pushover, she'd kick a donkey in the face for cash. That's how it works. Kate Gosselin is the one who wants to pimp out her kids in TV shows and books and anything else that'd make her a quick buck, and Jon Gosselin is the one who mooches around silently in the background like a lost testicle. Isn't it? Nope - apparently Jon Gosselin is designing his own line of kid's clothes. And his children will model it - especially the 'Mommy Is A Heartless Shrew' range of cotton dungarees.
Jon Gosselin’s Got Himself A Sexy New Lady Woman
Jon Gosselin knows that true love can't be faked - unless you're making a TV show about all of your kids, that is. Then it can be faked quite easily. Anyway, our point is that, just a few weeks after Jon Gosselin split from his wife, he's been seen with a woman named Hailey Glassman. That'll be painful for Kate Gosselin, but at least Hailey isn't much younger and prettier than her. Oh, she is? Ouch. Well at least Hailey isn't the daughter of the plastic surgeon who made Kate look less grotesque after giving birth. Oh, she is? Again, ouch.
Jon Gosselin knows that true love can't be faked - unless you're making a TV show about all of your kids, that is. Then it can be faked quite easily. Anyway, our point is that, just a few weeks after Jon Gosselin split from his wife, he's been seen with a woman named Hailey Glassman. That'll be painful for Kate Gosselin, but at least Hailey isn't much younger and prettier than her. Oh, she is? Ouch. Well at least Hailey isn't the daughter of the plastic surgeon who made Kate look less grotesque after giving birth. Oh, she is? Again, ouch.
