Two big pieces of Eurovision news for you today. First, there was a Eurovision semi-final yesterday. Who was eliminated?
All sorts of crap, that’s who. And so who went through to the final? Again, all sorts of crap. This is Eurovision, you dimwit. Our second piece of news is much better – we’re liveblogging Eurovision on Saturday. Have we mentioned that already? Well tough, because we are. And you should probably read it on Saturday too. Because, let’s face it, you’ll have nothing better to do.
Here’s the Eurovision 2009 profile for Hadise, who’ll be representing Turkey…
