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The Leveson Inquiry has been wonderful television. It really has. Moments ago, we had Max Moseley talking about doing ‘sieg heils’ at some excellently odd party or somesuch and we also had Steve Coogan talking about his misdeeds.

Another of the stars involved is Sienna Miller who has claimed that her emails were hacked into by… well… someone… on behalf of journalists.

Sienna Miller’s involvement, of course, being particularly odd what with her not being particularly famous for much, other than her sex life. Either way, she gave evidence and made some pretty damning claims.

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Sesame Street. Not nearly as innocent as you think. Seriously. It should be called Sesmutty Street after they threw a load of sexy filth at the eyes of the world’s children, presumably getting big furry erections and laughing at our outrage.

The official line on all of this is that the Sesame Street YouTube channel got taken offline after hackers uploaded pornographic videos.

Big Bird, Elmo and Co. are ruthlessly blaming it on some hacker called ‘Mredxwx’. Mr Ed himself has come out and said it isn’t him, mainly because his hooves and computer keyboards don’t get on. However, we can exclusively reveal that Sesame Street is, and always has been, absolute filth.

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dane cook steals jokes apparently complaining about film poster stupid face talentless hack my best friend's girlDane Cook is a talentless hack, unfunny to the nth degree and now, it would seem, is something of a preening twit about his image.

In hecklerspray‘s opinion, of course.

Aside from running around on stage, being both sickeningly popular and yet managing to remain devoid of any actual ‘comedy’ – a special achievement for a comedian, no doubt – Dane Cook is now complaining about the poster for his new movie, My Best Friend’s Girl, because on it he looks weird.

What the actual issue is, we’re not sure – he always looks weird to us.

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