Gypsy - HecklerSpray

In about fifteen years, we?ll all look back, scratch our heads and wonder why we spent so much of our lives on Twitter. As times change, everything gets replaced with a slicker, faster and generally better version.

Originally we had MySpace where we could create epileptic backgrounds, but once people got sick of being spammed by rubbish bands, everybody jumped over to Facebook. You know, that one Justin Timberlake made a film about or something.

Twitter is nothing more than a condensed version of Facebook, minus the dodgy games that are created by hackers to steal your bank information. Nearly everybody is on Twitter, from your local butcher telling you what's been freshly slaughtered, or some sleb plugging something they’re involved with. One person who's been off Twitter is loveable Disney breakaway brat Miley Cyrus but we can all happily rejoice knowing that Miley is back on Twitter! This is bigger news than the Royal Wedding.

According to The Mail on Sunday, Basil Brush, the anthropomorphic fox and Prince Philip of CBBC, is being investigated by police after being accused of racially abusing a group of gypsies on his TV show.

The episode in question, which first aired six years ago, contains a scene in which a gypsy attempts to sell Basil some clothes pegs and heather. He then goes on to tell a story about another gypsy who stole his wallet. When the episode was repeated last month on the CBBC channel a band of gypsies decided they would not stand for this defamation of their good name and contacted the Northamptonshire constabulary to lodge a complaint against the ginger hand puppet.

Granted, hecklerspray doesn’t know very many gypsies, but we’ve seen Snatch at least three and one half times so we think it’s pretty safe to say we’re somewhat of an authority on this issue. It’s obviously twaddle. Gypsies don’t have TV, idiots! They live in sweaty caravans and talk in fake, unintelligible Irish accents. If they saw a talking fox turn up on one of what they call “magic-boxes” they would probably worship it and offer it their young for sacrifice, not sue it for racial abuse.

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