Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Language. What a stupid thing for humans to design. Sure, it can be beautiful and breathtakingly powerful… but let us be honest here: for the most part, it feels misused, redundant, stupid and utterly misunderstood.
Take one look at absolutely any social networking site and you’ll see that people just don’t give two hoots about language, where punctuation has been replaced with pointless laughter. Seriously. Have you noticed?
It started with LOL and currently resides in an awkward ‘ahah‘.
People who exercise are sickening. People who have gym memberships should be flogged in public. We’d do it but we’d get a thousand stitches trying to catch them and, when we finally did, we’d be too tired to raise our hand to successfully thrash them. Good thing some lazy oaf invented guns.
Exercisers spend so much time running on the spot to attain so body ideal (that they’ll never, ever attain), that they miss the world around them. They run and run, without ever moving forward. Sure, they’ll develop abs… but that is always overshadowed by their pious attitude to the lovely, nourish tubby gut.
And yet, gym bunnies feel like they are maximising their potential. They’re not. They’re performing seals for men in vomit inducing lycra who have hoodwinked a world that we indeed, need a building where aerobics is the name used to cover up what is ostensibly yuppie bulimia.
There’s no questioning Madonna’s ability to sell a record or two is there? There’s not much better than hearing ‘Into The Groove’ on a Friday night. Even some of her more recent work has sold a bucket load.
However, it’s elsewhere in life she seems utterly hopeless. She’s rubbish at having relationships and even worse at making films. That part of her CV doesn’t read well at all.
Still, that’s not stopping her from branching out! Weirdly, Madge and her manager Guy Oseary are in the process of opening of a fitness centre which they plan to go global.
This week?s ups and downs.
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