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Celebrities I Can’t Relate To Anymore

August 12th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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For years, I have been writing about how fucking ridiculous celebrities are, but also how surprisingly relatable they can be. I actually made an entire list back in 2014 of ways I found Kim Kardashian relatable, however, the tides have really turned.

As the years have passed, some of my favorite celebs have gone from being my soul sisters to just…messes. I think you can see where this is going. Yes, I have compiled a list of celebrities I can’t relate to anymore, so, like sands through the hour glass, these are the bitches that now have me rolling my eyes.

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Gwen Stefani Nude Photos Found – No Doubt About it! (37 PICS)

Gwen stefani nudeGwen Stefani has been waiting for her fans to “Hollaback Girl” for about a decade. And No Doubt good things come to those who wait.

No longer “Just a Girl”, mature Stefani is back in the limelight, and she might just be the “Rich Girl” fans fell in love with in the early aughts. The singer managed a successful album in 2016 after a 10-year span of basically not much, during which fans were probably wondering “What You Waiting For?” She has joined The Voice, replacing another “Whatever Happened to. . . ?” former star Christina Aguilera.

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10 Best MTV VMA Outfits of All Time

August 26th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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So, the MTV Video Music Awards are coming up this Sunday, and I have been watching this shit for legit 20 years which makes me feel old af. In celebration of me watching my 20th MTV Video Music Awards ceremony, I decided to spend this weekend looking back on some fond memories of mine.

Today, I’m going to look back at 10 of my favorite outfits from the VMAs over the years. I mean, I say the best outfits of all time, but I obviously mean since like 1995. Yes, I realize the awards have been around since like ’84, but I wasn’t alive then and MTV didn’t exist to me til ’95 so, you know, deal with it.

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Top 10 Milftastic Music Videos

July 6th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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So last week, Fergie dropped the video for her new song M.I.L.F $ (or just Milf Money, because I don’t believe in using symbols as words for real like that) and it featured such hot moms as Kim Kardashian, Chrissy Tiegan, Ciara, and Devon Aoki, just to name a few.

The video is super tongue in cheek and campy, which I totally appreciate, and it made me think about other music videos starring super hot moms, so I decided to make a list of mega milfy music videos (in no specific order, because that shit is hard to choose).

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Top 10 Sexiest Non-Curvy Celebrities of All Time

March 11th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

The 10 Most Beautiful Families in Hollywood

June 10th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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To the surprise of no one, Hollywood is filled with hot babes. Hell, I make a minor living talking about how beautiful everyone is, and, in most cases, sexiness doesn’t fall too far from the tree. Hollywood doesn’t just have hot families, it has straight up stunning families where everyone looks so perfect you could just barf (well, I couldn’t. I have esophagus problems).

Trying to pick just ten families that epitomize perfection was easier said than done, but these ten will probably make you look at your own family and say “Oh my god, I never realized what hideous hobos you all were!” and look at your children and say?”Get cute, ugly!”

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10 Celebrity Wizards Who Just Do Not Age

March 24th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Every morning and evening, I go through a lengthy process of cleansing, toning, and moisturizing my face to avoid our society’s biggest enemy: aging. I don’t spend much money on make up, but I spend a fuck ton on skin care, and every time my 27-year-old ass gets asked for an ID at the liquor store (in Canada the drinking age is 19 making it an even bigger compliment) I am legit happy for the rest of the day that my investments have paid off.

However, not everyone has to live like this. Some people simply stop aging. In fact, in the land of celebrities, there are actually many big names who stopped aging once they hit 20. You could say plastic surgery and all that shit, but, let’s be real, plastic surgery couldn’t pull this kind of shit. So let’s be honest with ourselves: the following 10 celebrities are obviously wizards.

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Top 10 Sexiest Romances in Hollywood History

February 12th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Gwen Stefani is Never Going to Have the Girl She Wanted

January 18th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Gwen Stefani is hands down one of the girliest chicks in music. She loves clothes, make up, shoes, you know, all that stuff that Kristen Stewart doesn’t like. But like the majorly feminine and fashionable Victoria Beckham before her, Gwen seems to only be popping out boys.

A few years ago, Victoria finally popped out a girl and all was well in the world. She finally had someone to hand down all her shoes, clothes, and accessories to. When Gwen Stefani got preggo for the third time, everyone thought this would be the chance to have a little girl, but today we found out that Gwen will probably never get that little girl since the kid growing in her womb totally has a penis.

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Gwen Stefani Embarks on Singing Career After Epic Costume Fail

October 23rd, 2013 By Josh Mentallo

Gwen Stefani at Halloween PartyAmateur singer and professional costumer, Gwen Stefani, let fans down last Saturday when she appeared at a Halloween party in a half-assed lumberjack disguise.? Stefani’s costumes have always been greatly admired and applauded, from her 2002 appearance in a convincing bridal outfit to her recent performances, whimsically dressed in period attire as the lead singer of the 90’s band, No Doubt (who ironically shares her name).

But at a children’s party on October 19, accompanied by sons, Zuma and Kingston (most likely fake names), who were dressed as a Power Ranger and a soccer player respectively, Gwen showed up in what appeared to be a hastily assembled lumberjack costume, consisting of an obviously borrowed fat man’s plaid shirt and a stolen pair of blue jeans.? When confronted over the Halloween faux pas, Stefani quickly realized her error, pretending that the offending garments were not a costume at all, but were instead ?street clothes?.

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