Guy Ritchie & Jemima Khan: Genuinely Rubbish Couple Alert Say whatever you like about Guy Ritchie, but never suggest that he doesn't like women with stupid accents. Because that's incontestable fact. Until recently Guy Ritchie was married to Madonna, whose bizarre mid-Atlantic accent made her sound exactly like Lloyd Grossman choking on grape skins - and now it's been rumoured that he's hooked up with Jemima Khan, the horsey aristocrat who used to go out with Hugh Grant. And, as we all known, Jemima Khan is so furiously posh that her voice sounds a mouse stuck up a chimney who can only communicate in vowel-sounds. Well done, Guy Ritchie.