Remember Ja Rule? He was really popular for about 10 minutes a few years ago. His rapping style is astonishing too. The sound is somewhere between talking to a man in a headlock, a deaf cow and the sound of gravel being thrown at a double bass.

Unless you’re the kind of person who lusts after someone based solely on wealth and their propensity to go to the gym, you wouldn’t want him whispering sweet nothings in your ear. It would be like being wooed by a shed.

And what with Ja Rule being a rapper, that means he must live up to certain stereotypes. This mainly means that he has to display his wealth in the crassest way possible, enjoy the odd exotic cigarette and of course, shoot as many guns as humanly possible. Of course, it is the latter that has landed him in prison where he can meet some real criminals.