Us neither, actually. But, hey, good news! Jennifer Aniston’s somehow managed to stop being such a needy whining pissbag for long enough to get a proper acting job on the television! It’s been reported that Aniston’s signed up to film a guest spot on the next series of 30 Rock.

That’s great news, because personally we’d missed seeing Jennifer Aniston on TV. It’s been getting kind of boring only watching her on the 1,300 episodes of Friends broadcast by E4 every single day. In fact, there was a couple of seconds yesterday where Jennifer Aniston’s pointy face wasn’t being directly shoved down our throats, so this 30 Rock guest spot will fill this void nicely. Thanks, Jennifer Aniston! You’re the greatest!

The only places you’ve been able to see Jennifer Aniston in lately are celebrity magazines, either draping herself John Mayer like some kind of badly-chinned celebrity unitard or staggering around looking all drawn and gaunt because she broke up with John Mayer.

In fact, the last thing we saw Jennifer Aniston in was Courteney Cox’s Dirt series, where she and Cox had a bit of a lesbian tounging session. And that was when people still cared whether or not Dirt was on TV, so it must have been ages ago.

But, sadly, Jennifer Aniston’s tenure as a tabloid magazine fixture is about to come to an end. In the next year or so Jennifer Aniston will be appearing in a handful of films – the dreary romantic drama Traveling, the dreary romantic comedy He’s Just Not That Into You, possibly a Coen Brothers film and Marley And Me, a film about a happy dog so awful that Owen Wilson tried to kill himself to get out of being in it.

And, what’s more, now Jennifer Aniston has signed up for a guest role on the new season of 30 Rock, too, which is a worry because a) 30 Rock is usually quite good and b) given Jennifer Aniston’s reported fondness for getting romantically involved with her co-stars, Alec Baldwin must be shitting it at the moment. E! Online reports:

“She is shooting now,” her publicist, Stephen Huvane tells me exclusively. “We are not giving any specifics on her character.” Given the Saturday Night Live-esque nature of the series, Aniston could be playing either herself or a scripted character.

While we’re semi-interested to see how Jennifer Aniston fares on 30 Rock, that really isn’t the point here. By appearing in so many films and TV shows all at once, Jennifer Aniston is sending out a very clear message to the world. And that’s that Jennifer Aniston is a serious actress and you’re not going to constantly see her in all the celebrity magazines flaunting her celebrity love life any more.

No, now you’re about to witness the birth of a new Jennifer Aniston; one who you constantly see in all the celebrity magazines looking drawn and gaunt because she’s plunged herself herself deep into work to take her mind off what a bloody awful love life she’s got.

Trust us, it’s better this way.