Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Ever since the release of Grand Theft Auto 3 people have been asking when the multi-million selling Rockstar North title will head to London.
However, there would be a lot of problems with London being the backdrop for one of the most expansive and controversial games of all time. And, yes, we know the original Grand Theft Auto had a London 1969 mission pack – but we’re talking new, not top-down GTA and modern-day London.
Here are hecklerspray?s top 10 reasons why GTA London would never work:
Apologies to those who missed last week?s Guff ? we know how much you love it and how it ranks amongst the most-viewed pages in hecklerspray history, but the hive mind went on a road trip. By train.
So, back to normal service it is. Hey ? aren't these things that happened over the last couple of weeks in gaming funny! Ho ho ho.
Seriously though ? that whole PEGI/BBFC furore has produced some amazing bitchiness and a lot of people who didn't care about the whole thing reacting in a way that suggests they still don't care about the whole thing.
What a (two) week(s)!
Slightly obese humourist Ricky Gervais has landed a role in the new GTA game, due for release on April 29.
The man responsible for some of the decade’s greatest television has teamed up with the creators of the decade’s greatest computer game, in what has been described by one man as ‘a slightly interesting event – I’ll probably have a look‘.
Ricky will appear as himself, performing three minutes of new material, as well as some jokes from his recent Fame tour, in the Liberty City Comedy Club.
Make no mistake about it, that’s a tough crowd – one poorly-timed dance routine and Ricky could soon find himself on the receiving end of the old ‘rocket up the arse’ heckle.
