Articles tagged with: Gristle
Guy Ritchie Compares Madonna To Gristle, The Cockney Charmer
It's good to see, even though it's happening in public and millions are at stake, that the Madonna/ Guy Ritchie divorce isn't getting nasty. For example, Madonna has recently vowed to remain in the UK despite the divorce, claiming that "there are lots of things about England that I love, but my husband isn't one of them," while Guy Ritchie has compared having sex with Madonna to "cuddling up to a piece of gristle." No, listen, that isn't divorce nastiness, that's basic fact. They're both right - Guy Ritchie really is a deeply unloveable human being and having sex with Madonna really is like cuddling gristle. Having said that, Guy Ritchie does lose some points for accuracy. If only he'd been completely honest and said "a really old piece of gristle with bizarre religious beliefs and a leotard that shows its fanny off inappropriately all the time."
It's good to see, even though it's happening in public and millions are at stake, that the Madonna/ Guy Ritchie divorce isn't getting nasty. For example, Madonna has recently vowed to remain in the UK despite the divorce, claiming that "there are lots of things about England that I love, but my husband isn't one of them," while Guy Ritchie has compared having sex with Madonna to "cuddling up to a piece of gristle." No, listen, that isn't divorce nastiness, that's basic fact. They're both right - Guy Ritchie really is a deeply unloveable human being and having sex with Madonna really is like cuddling gristle. Having said that, Guy Ritchie does lose some points for accuracy. If only he'd been completely honest and said "a really old piece of gristle with bizarre religious beliefs and a leotard that shows its fanny off inappropriately all the time."
