Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Odious slit-eyed dolt Matt Cardle has decided to further distance himself from the leagues of likeability this week by joining the ranks of Charlie Sheen, Lee Ryan, David Shayler et al by making dubious comments regarding the circumstances surrounding 9/11.
Whilst dodging his destined career as a Wetherspoons deputy-manager, the unflattering-hat enthusiast has stated that:
“The whole 9/11 thing… something’s not quite right there.”
Celebrities are brilliant aren’t they? They’re always doing really stupid things and, in the event that they’re not, we can just make stuff up about them because they’ve got this misguided notion that all publicity is good publicity. You try telling that to John Leslie that.
Anyway, because they’re both on the rebound, everyone has decided that Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds are now swapping bodily fluids in some kind of depressing sex-based grief triste.
Naturally, there are those that think this is the chance for these two sobbing celebrities to start afresh, after Reynolds got dumped by Scarlett Johansson and Bullock’s marriage to Jesse James collapsed under the sheer weight of mediocrity.
When Heath Ledger died, many people became fans of his. Its always the way it works. You can either assume that people don’t know what they had ’til it vanishes, or that human beings are horrendous grief mongers who just love a bit of tragedy in their lives.
There’s no question that Ledger was a reasonably talented actor and, perhaps more pertinently, was a well assembled chap… so when he shrugged off his mortal bonery, it was always going to bring people out of the woodwork, screaming and crying headlong into busy traffic.
And almost three years after Ledger’s death, his former beau Michelle Williams is still trying to make sense of it. And we’re now trying to make sense of what she’s talking about.
