Looks like it’s time for Justin Bieber to move onto the ‘tubby bitter hasbeen’ section of his career, then.
There’s a new kid in town. And he is actually a kid. His name is Greyson Chance. And people are predicting that Greyson Chance is going to be the next big thing. Why will he be so unstoppable? Because Greyson Chance combines the worst aspects of Lady Gaga (the music, the piano-playing) with the worst aspects of Justin Bieber (the hair, the disgusting youth) and adds something brand new – more weird otherworldly soul than you’d find in a lorryload of Jonas Brothers.
After one of his school performances became a YouTube sensation, Greyson Chance has now appeared on Ellen. In other words, this is the first and last warning we’ll get. Next thing we know he’ll be everywhere. Barricade your doors while you can.
