Remember Greyson Chance? The YouTube boy who sang Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi with an unnecessary amount of sincerity?
Sure you do. He was a genuine YouTube phenomenon, just like that video of a monkey riding a Segway. Anyway, it doesn’t matter if you can remember Greyson Chance or not, because his ascent to dickish megastardom has just begun in earnest. Greyson may only be 12 years old, but that hasn’t stopped Ellen DeGeneres from creating her own record company just to sign him – and she’s got Madonna‘s manager and Lady Gaga’s manager to look after him.
It’s brilliant news. We can’t wait to see who Ellen DeGeneres signs after Greyson Chance. Will it be the Chocolate Rain boy? Or what about the hedgehog that ate that carrot in a funny way 18 months ago? Oh, we’re so excited.
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Looks like it’s time for Justin Bieber to move onto the ‘tubby bitter hasbeen’ section of his career, then.
There’s a new kid in town. And he is actually a kid. His name is Greyson Chance. And people are predicting that Greyson Chance is going to be the next big thing. Why will he be so unstoppable? Because Greyson Chance combines the worst aspects of Lady Gaga (the music, the piano-playing) with the worst aspects of Justin Bieber (the hair, the disgusting youth) and adds something brand new – more weird otherworldly soul than you’d find in a lorryload of Jonas Brothers.
After one of his school performances became a YouTube sensation, Greyson Chance has now appeared on Ellen. In other words, this is the first and last warning we’ll get. Next thing we know he’ll be everywhere. Barricade your doors while you can.
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Remember Greyson Chance? The YouTube boy who sang Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi with an unnecessary amount of sincerity?
