In the first 2 weeks of the Apprentice we saw the candidates tackle Bangers and Beaches. This week our intrepid job-seekers took on another couple of words starting with the letter b, namely baking and boredom.
Lord Sugar told his gaggle of personality deficient buzzword soundboards that they had to go about, “turning flour into serious dough.”
What followed was an hour of television that was less interesting and engaging than waiting in line at Greggs.
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Digestives and Rich Teas.
Folded:
- Modern Warfare 2: Price War (the supermarket battle royale)
- Salt (reads kinda cack; looks kinda Bourne)
- Planes, Trains and Automobiles (revisit this classic, particularly the sweary rental car bit, and understand why Steve Martin is going to make a hilarious host at next year’s Oscar’s)
- Dark nights (cosy…or cold, lonely and miserable. We’re going with cosy)
- The Greggs (time to reconsider that application form maybe?)
Creased:
- Queuing at midnight to buy Modern Warfare 2 (never has Shaun of the Dead been so vividly recreated in reality. Best to head home, we-thinks)
- “Too much of anything can you make you sick” (thank you, Cheryl, you finally get it)
- Spiced apple everything (candles, biscuits, shower gel, beer – you can tell it’s six weeks to Christmas)
- Dark mornings (when you need a light to find the bedroom door you know you should still be in bed)
- Ragging on Gordon Brown (okay so the guy made a mistake – several – but The Sun and co are being harsher than a bristle brush swab)
